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22 brilliantly sarcastic reviews of Amazon products
The Daily Edge ^ | Aug 16th 2013 | Michael Freeman

Posted on 10/28/2018 8:39:46 AM PDT by Leaning Right

REVIEWING AMAZON products isn’t a hobby. It’s a calling. These people answered the call.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailyedge.ie ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amazon; humor; reviews
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Something nonpolitical (and funny) for a Sunday.
1 posted on 10/28/2018 8:39:46 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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Inhuman (The Inhuman Chronicles Book 1) Kindle Edition [$0.00]
2 posted on 10/28/2018 8:44:57 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Leaning Right

Getting fed up with Amazon and their shipping times, ALL FAKE, supposed to arrive on Wed, it comes Fri, I left for a conference on Thurs.


3 posted on 10/28/2018 8:47:09 AM PDT by conservativesister
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To: Leaning Right

David Hasslehoff is the 8th wonder of the world.


4 posted on 10/28/2018 8:48:15 AM PDT by Baynative ( "If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu.")
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Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bear Amazon reviews.

Nothing is better.

5 posted on 10/28/2018 8:50:09 AM PDT by DoodleBob
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To: conservativesister

“Getting fed up with Amazon and their shipping times, ALL FAKE, supposed to arrive on Wed, it comes Fri, I left for a conference on Thurs.”

Did you stay in a Holiday Inn?


6 posted on 10/28/2018 8:50:40 AM PDT by TexasGator (Z1)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Best reviews ever are on the Licky Brush for Cats
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B01M0UXYHE/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8


7 posted on 10/28/2018 8:51:21 AM PDT by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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To: Leaning Right

I can spend hours reading Amazon reviews. But the classic review thread is still Trimmer’s ‘How to Avoid Huge Ships’:

https://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336?keywords=how+to+avoid+huge+ships&qid=1540741775&sr=8-2&ref=sr_1_2


8 posted on 10/28/2018 8:51:41 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: Leaning Right

https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B00UWWC810/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1540741872&sr=1-5&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=3+wolf+shirt&dpID=51NXbRPsPZL&preST=_SX342_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

Amazon’s Three Wolf Shirt is an old but good one that’s still going on.


9 posted on 10/28/2018 8:52:32 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Disruption: The Cambridge Files: Book 1 Kindle Edition [$0.00]
10 posted on 10/28/2018 8:52:55 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Leaning Right

The king of hilarious amazon reviews is still the Haribo sugar free gummy bear saga( sugar free seems unavailable now, I wonder why.) :

“On any given day I can be found reading a crime novel on a park bench in the middle of the city, soaking in the opulence of nature while nibbling on my tuna fish sandwiches and fending off the voracious gulls and squirrels that threaten to spoil my repose. This is me. Law-abiding and introspective. Which is why it came as a shock to me to find myself incarcerated because of the Devil’s Confectionery, Satan’s Sweetmeat, Lucifer’s Lozenges - the horror that is known as ‘Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears”.

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_sims?ie=UTF8&th=1


11 posted on 10/28/2018 8:53:31 AM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: Leaning Right

Funny, but they somehow missed the amazing Amazon reviews of the Haribo Sugar Free Classic Gummy Bears. Those are an all time classic. (Read if you dare)..


12 posted on 10/28/2018 8:54:54 AM PDT by jstolzen
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To: Leaning Right

The comments (IMHO) should be directed at the manufacturers of those products. Amazon just sells them or sold by companies through Amazon. It’s like blaming a bus driver for a rickety bus.


13 posted on 10/28/2018 8:55:39 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: conservativesister

I now use eBay whenever possible. Most products have free shipping and arrive within a reasonable time.


14 posted on 10/28/2018 8:57:46 AM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: DoodleBob

You beat me to it!

“t was initially heralded by the sound of Gabriel’s trumpet escaping the sphincter of one poor soul. He hit the latrine and sounded as if he kicked the stall door open. For the next thirty minutes, I listened to the sounds of a live humpback whale being butchered by a blind man wielding a chainsaw.”


15 posted on 10/28/2018 8:58:27 AM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: Leaning Right

Here is one that I particularly enjoyed when I was researching whether to buy a Cricut:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2J7F3Y05BCHBW/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B072VYPWM4


16 posted on 10/28/2018 9:01:22 AM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: Leaning Right
Still the reigning champion of Amazon reviews:


17 posted on 10/28/2018 9:01:28 AM PDT by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 2)
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LOL


18 posted on 10/28/2018 9:03:15 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Heartless (The Chosen Remnants Trilogy Book 1) Kindle Edition [$0.00]
19 posted on 10/28/2018 9:07:04 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: conservativesister

Amazon is fabulous in my area, especially since they have their own Prime Van’s doing it. UPS deliveries of Amazon products suck.


20 posted on 10/28/2018 9:11:17 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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