To: Leaning Right
5 posted on
10/28/2018 8:50:09 AM PDT by
DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
You beat me to it!
“t was initially heralded by the sound of Gabriel’s trumpet escaping the sphincter of one poor soul. He hit the latrine and sounded as if he kicked the stall door open. For the next thirty minutes, I listened to the sounds of a live humpback whale being butchered by a blind man wielding a chainsaw.”
15 posted on
10/28/2018 8:58:27 AM PDT by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: DoodleBob
Nothing is better.
A close second are the comments at Genius Kitchen on "How to Make Ice Cubes".
Last time I came across it, there were on the order of 1200 comments.
To: DoodleBob
That link was posted here on FR a couple of years ago and I spent part of an evening reading those reviews.
My wife was wondering why I was laughing so hard.
35 posted on
10/28/2018 9:53:00 AM PDT by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: DoodleBob
Ouch. I pulled a muscle laughing and I only read a handful of reviews.
bowl of brightly-colored Improvised Colon Explosive Devices bowl of gelatinous bowel howitzer ammunition
Ouch!
38 posted on
10/28/2018 10:09:55 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
To: DoodleBob
I laughed until I cried when I read those.
40 posted on
10/28/2018 10:54:58 AM PDT by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
To: DoodleBob
That is the best ever. I made myself sick laughing at the reviews. Ii guarantee I never would buy or eat them!
44 posted on
10/28/2018 11:30:25 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
("Do not discount anything in which Donald Trump is involved." - Rush Limbaugh)
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