[dynachrome]

The king of hilarious amazon reviews is still the Haribo sugar free gummy bear saga( sugar free seems unavailable now, I wonder why.) :

“On any given day I can be found reading a crime novel on a park bench in the middle of the city, soaking in the opulence of nature while nibbling on my tuna fish sandwiches and fending off the voracious gulls and squirrels that threaten to spoil my repose. This is me. Law-abiding and introspective. Which is why it came as a shock to me to find myself incarcerated because of the Devil’s Confectionery, Satan’s Sweetmeat, Lucifer’s Lozenges - the horror that is known as ‘Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears”.

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_sims?ie=UTF8&th=1

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Thanks. I had tears running down reading that. I can still see the blonde kid with his finger stuck out. Hilarious!