Posted on 10/08/2010 5:22:44 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
I have lost 12 pounds in past two weeks with the Free Republic Weight Loss Plan.
Plan:
I wake up in the morning, have a cup of coffee, start up the laptop, read and respond to e-mail, visit John, get dressed, put on running shoes and sweats.
Click Favorites…Latest Articles…read first 5 articles….run out of house screaming…run until I collapse…crawl back home…shower…take a nap.
Wake up and fix huge lunch. Eat all I want of CHEESE, bacon, potatoes…etc….
Take laptop to John…hit F5… refresh post…read first 5 articles…Barf up lunch...take shower…take nap.
Wake up and fix huge supper…Before eating supper…hit F5 refresh…read first 5 articles…Too sick of stomach to eat…put supper in refrigerator for tomorrow’s lunch. Take another shower and go to bed. Toss and turn all night with nightmares…
Wake up and repeat.
LOL
“read first 5 articles….run out of house screaming…run until I collapse…”
LOL! For some reason that struck me as really funny.
Maybe cuz I do that too at least a few times a week here.
; )
Is John your husband or your brother?
LOL. That’s what I thought...... “Who is John?”
Hey, you seem to be bragging about being a normal Freeper!
The better question is “What is John?” I spend so much time talking to “John” I guess I have personalized that porcelain fixture too much.
Good morning!
LOL!!!!
I call mine Bemis...
Great (and true) post!!
I fart in his general direction....
John? John Galt?
LOL
Pedal-powered computers is the only thing that would work.
Thanks Gadsden1st.
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