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Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard? (Self Survey)
Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard? ^
| Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?
Posted on 01/07/2008 8:03:35 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?
Suppose you were stranded in a blizzard and were forced to cannibalize your friends. This short survey will tell you how likely you would be to eat your buddies.
Note: Click onto the link provided to take this self survey.
Bon appetit!
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KEYWORDS: bonappetit; cannibal; cannibalism; cookbook; cuisine; donnerparty; finedining; freeppoll; health; poll; recipes; starvation; survey; whatif; worstcasescenario
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To: DogByte6RER
In all honesty, most of my friends are women ... so ... never mind.
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posted on
01/07/2008 9:48:15 PM PST
by
BlueNgold
(... Feed the tree!)
To: DogByte6RER
I think I would, in fact I think Ill eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
42
posted on
01/07/2008 9:58:45 PM PST
by
GregoTX
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: DogByte6RER
25 kids... seems a bit low.
And so does the 61%. If I were *dying* and I had access to fire... heck, even *I'd* be surprised what I'd eat.
The folks here who say they'd "never" eat human flesh have obviously never suffered.
Next question: If you were with a group of folks stranded in the middle of the desert and were dying, would you insist that your fellows eat you? (Hint: If you say yes, then you would also eat your fellows if the situation were reversed.)
43
posted on
01/07/2008 10:00:55 PM PST
by
Marie
(Mankind should never harm the planet, except possibly in self defense.)
To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Only 37%, but they didn't mention options for marinading.
44
posted on
01/07/2008 10:18:52 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Ehud Olmert had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: ken21
45
posted on
01/07/2008 11:07:56 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________Profile updated Sunday, December 30, 2007)
To: DogByte6RER
Anyone who tried to eat me would die of food poisoning.
46
posted on
01/08/2008 1:45:13 AM PST
by
Ronin
(Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Personally I don’t care what my score is, but I am highly concerned of the score some of my stronger, bigger friends would come up with...
47
posted on
01/08/2008 4:30:50 AM PST
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Abathar
48
posted on
01/08/2008 5:35:49 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Ehud Olmert had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: DogByte6RER
Okay, so I won’t be telling all ya’ll my real last name then....
49
posted on
01/08/2008 7:09:38 AM PST
by
Right Cal Gal
(Remember Billy Dale!!!)
To: DogByte6RER
~smacking lips~ 52% Mmmmmm I'm hungry, lunchtime!
50
posted on
01/08/2008 7:38:48 AM PST
by
ExSoldier
(Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.)
To: DogByte6RER
51
posted on
01/08/2008 7:51:29 AM PST
by
polymuser
(Happy New Year)
To: DogByte6RER
A-1 would certainly help : )
52
posted on
01/08/2008 8:22:47 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: ken21
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posted on
01/08/2008 8:26:26 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: ken21
From your link (BTW, I scored 26%)
One local newspaper quoted Judge Gerry as saying, "Stand up yah voracious man-eatin' sonofabitch and receive yir sintince. When yah came to Hinsdale County, there was siven dimmycrats. But you, yah et five of 'em, goddam yah. I sintince yah t' be hanged by th' neck ontil yer dead, dead, dead, as a warnin' ag'in reducin' th' Dimmycratic populayshun of this county. Packer, you Republican cannibal, I would sintince ya ta hell but the statutes forbid it." Judge Gerry was actually quite literate and his court-recorded comments were far different from the above, but you can get the sentiments of the time from the quote... Gerry did sentence Packer to be hanged on May 19, 1883, "until you are dead, dead, dead, and may God have mercy upon your soul."
54
posted on
01/08/2008 8:43:17 AM PST
by
gopheraj
To: Hebrews 11:6
Thank you for the reference, because as much as I love Mark Twain, I hadn't read his
Cannibalism in the Cars tale.:)
55
posted on
01/09/2008 4:02:34 PM PST
by
xJones
To: xJones
In another vein, may I also recommend his "
How I Edited an Agricultural Paper." Unparalleled and always relevant, at least in capitalistic societies. Falling down funny--I once read it aloud in its entirety to some friends.
As you might have guessed, I have his complete short stories--apparently you've also found them on-line.
56
posted on
01/09/2008 5:07:07 PM PST
by
Hebrews 11:6
(Do you REALLY believe that (1) God is, and (2) God is good?)
To: Hebrews 11:6
It's just you and me posting on this thread now, so let us remember that we on FR are surrounded by so great a cloud of lurkers.:)
IOW, if anyone needs a laugh, Mark Twain's How I edited an agricultural paper once. will really help. :)
Best regards
57
posted on
01/09/2008 5:57:38 PM PST
by
xJones
To: xJones
Please accept my apology--I gave you a bum steer. I really meant to refer you to Twain's "
Political Economy." In it, he is writing a learned treatise, which is why my eye lighted upon "Edit[ing] an Agricultural Paper" in the Table of Contents.
I promise you it is a scream. Please be sure to look it up!
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posted on
01/09/2008 8:09:25 PM PST
by
Hebrews 11:6
(Do you REALLY believe that (1) God is, and (2) God is good?)
To: Ronin
Your profile fits this thread
He also likes to cook and is interested in any new easy to make, but tasty recipe. Especially Tex-Mex.
59
posted on
01/10/2008 7:16:50 AM PST
by
righthand man
(WE'RE SOUTHERN AND PROUD OF IT)
To: DogByte6RER
60
posted on
01/10/2008 7:41:37 AM PST
by
rattrap
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