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Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard? (Self Survey)
Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard? ^ | Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?

Posted on 01/07/2008 8:03:35 PM PST by DogByte6RER

Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?

Suppose you were stranded in a blizzard and were forced to cannibalize your friends. This short survey will tell you how likely you would be to eat your buddies.

Note: Click onto the link provided to take this self survey.

Bon appetit!

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I think my score would have been higher if they had asked if I was more likely to eat my meal if I had some A-1 Steak Sauce on hand....
1 posted on 01/07/2008 8:03:37 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

Only if they were Kosher.


2 posted on 01/07/2008 8:04:02 PM PST by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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My score... 46%
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3 posted on 01/07/2008 8:04:26 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Eat my buddy’s what? Steak? Twinkies? Beans?


4 posted on 01/07/2008 8:04:47 PM PST by irishtenor (Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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Photobucket "Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?" - Been there, done that!
5 posted on 01/07/2008 8:05:31 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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6 posted on 01/07/2008 8:06:20 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


7 posted on 01/07/2008 8:07:33 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
43%
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8 posted on 01/07/2008 8:07:34 PM PST by forkinsocket
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To: DogByte6RER

I don’t need a quiz to know the answer. Once, When I was stuck in a blizzard with my buddies, I didn’t eat them.


9 posted on 01/07/2008 8:07:36 PM PST by CJ Wolf (The Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens pay nearly half of everything they earn)
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To: DogByte6RER

If you’ve never read Mark Twain’s short story, “Cannibalism in the Cars,” you’ve missed quite a treat, as it were.


10 posted on 01/07/2008 8:07:37 PM PST by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God is, and (2) God is good?)
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To: DogByte6RER

Yes, they’re all fat and marbly.


11 posted on 01/07/2008 8:08:33 PM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: dynachrome

ping


12 posted on 01/07/2008 8:09:04 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: dfwgator

absolutely, I always want them to be apart of me anyway. Why not metabolize them?


13 posted on 01/07/2008 8:09:32 PM PST by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Conservative!!!)
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To: CJ Wolf

Yeah...okay...

But did you come out of that blizzard missing a limb or two? And, were your buddies a little bit fatter afterwards?

: )


14 posted on 01/07/2008 8:10:53 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

a coloradoan did.

http://www.sangres.com/history/alferdpacker.htm


15 posted on 01/07/2008 8:11:32 PM PST by ken21 ( people die + you never hear from them again.)
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To: DogByte6RER

>On March 16, 1883, with General Adams again supervising, Packer offered up a second confession. This time he said that the group had left Chief Ouray’s camp with 7-days supply of food for one man. Ten days into the journey, he said they were surviving on rosebuds and pine pitch and some of the men were showing severe signs of depression and madness. One day Swan told Packer (their erstwhile guide) to >go up on a mountain and scope out the trail. When Packer returned to camp, he said he found Bell sitting by the fire, roasting a chunk of meat from Miller’s thigh. As Packer approached, he said Bell picked up the hatchet and came at him. In self-defense, Packer shot Bell sideways through the stomach and Bell went down hard. Then Packer grabbed the hatchet and whacked Bell hard on top of his head to finish him off.

>Packer claimed that every day after that, he tried to leave the gruesome camp but was stopped by the snow depth. So each day he ate a bit more of his companions, surviving this way for about two months.


16 posted on 01/07/2008 8:13:38 PM PST by ken21 ( people die + you never hear from them again.)
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To: Senator Goldwater
I know my buddies are all corn-feed.
17 posted on 01/07/2008 8:14:30 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: DogByte6RER

One more reason to keep a few days’ rations in the vehicle...


18 posted on 01/07/2008 8:14:52 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Poor buddies.........


19 posted on 01/07/2008 8:16:32 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: DogByte6RER
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didn't ask if i'd like it smoked or over an open flame?


20 posted on 01/07/2008 8:20:34 PM PST by righthand man (WE'RE SOUTHERN AND PROUD OF IT)
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