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Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard? (Self Survey)
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Posted on 01/07/2008 8:03:35 PM PST by DogByte6RER

Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?

Suppose you were stranded in a blizzard and were forced to cannibalize your friends. This short survey will tell you how likely you would be to eat your buddies.

Note: Click onto the link provided to take this self survey.

Bon appetit!

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To: dfwgator

Well, it depends on how you kill them, sir.


21 posted on 01/07/2008 8:29:16 PM PST by Reaganesque (Charter Member of the Romney FR Resistance)
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To: SunkenCiv

see previous post’s link.


22 posted on 01/07/2008 8:29:49 PM PST by ken21 ( people die + you never hear from them again.)
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To: DogByte6RER; 2ndDivisionVet; A knight without armor; Alexander Rubin; AmericaUnite; ...
Alferd Packer lives! (67% I am squeamish)

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23 posted on 01/07/2008 8:31:28 PM PST by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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To: DogByte6RER

(Scene: The interior of a lifeboat. Seagulls are crying.)

Sailor #1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor #2: That’s a rather personal question, sir.

Sailor #1: (low voice)You stupid git. I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat? You’ve destroyed the atmosphere now.

Sailor #2: I’m sorry.

Sailor #1: Shut up. Start again.

Sailor #1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor #2: 33 days, sir.

Sailor #1: Thirty-three days?

Sailor #2: We can’t go on much longer. (low voices) I didn’t think I destroyed the atmosphere.

Sailor #1: Shut up.

Sailor #2: Well, I don’t think I did.

Sailor #1: ‘Course you did.

Sailor #2: (aside, to 3) Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere?

Sailor #3: Yes I think you did.

Sailor #1: Shut up. Shut up!

Sailor #1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor #2: 33 days, sir.

Sailor #4: Have we started again? (slap)

Sailor #1: STILL no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor #2: 33 days, sir.

Sailor #1: Thirty-three days?

Sailor #2: We can’t go on much longer, sir. We haven’t eaten since the fifth day.

Sailor #5: We’re done for, we’re done for!

Sailor #1: Shut up, Morley.

Sailor #2: We’ve just got to keep hoping. Someone may find us.

Sailor #4: How we feeling, Captain?

Sailor #5: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.

Sailor #2: We can’t hold out much longer.

Sailor #5: Listen...chaps...there’s still a chance. I’m...done for, I’ve...got a gamy leg and I’m going fast; I’ll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you’d better eat me.

Sailor #1: Eat you, sir?

Sailor #5: Yes. Eat me.

Sailor #2: Iiuuhh! With a gamy leg?

Sailor #5: You didn’t eat the leg, Thompson. There’s still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.

Sailor #3: It’s not just the leg, sir.

Sailor #5: What do you mean?

Sailor #5: Well, sir...it’s just that -

Sailor #5: Why don’t you want to eat me?

Sailor #3: I’d rather eat Johnson, sir! (points to sailor #4)

Sailor #2: So would I, sir.

Sailor #5: I see.

Sailor #4: Well that’s settled then...everyone’s gonna eat me!

Sailor #1: Uh, well.

Sailor #5: What, sir?

Sailor #1:: No, no you go ahead, please, I won’t.......

Sailor #4: Oh nonsense, sir, you’re starving; ducking.

Sailor #1: No, no, it’s not that.

Sailor #2: What’s the matter with Johnson, sir?

Sailor #1: Well, he’s not kosher.

Sailor #3: That depends how we kill him, sir.

Sailor #1: Yes, that’s true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I’d rather eat Hodges.

Sailor #2: Oh well, all right.

Sailor #5: I still prefer Johnson.

Sailor #5: I wish you’d all stop bickering and eat me.

Sailor #2: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we’ll have Johnson cold for supper.

Sailor #1: Good thinking, Hodges.

Sailor #4: And we’ll finish off with the peaches. (picks up a tin of . peaches)

Sailor #3: And we can start off with the avocados. (picks up two avocados) Sailor #1: Waitress! (a waitress walks in) We’ve decided now, we’re going to have leg of Hodges...

(Boos off-screen. Cut to a letter.)

Voice Over: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.


24 posted on 01/07/2008 8:31:49 PM PST by Dinsdale
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To: DogByte6RER

Something they always leave out of this discussion is that there is a big moral difference between committing murder for food and eating the body of someone deceased for other reasons.

Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself after that little soccer team flight I was on across the Andes...


25 posted on 01/07/2008 8:31:58 PM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: DogByte6RER
26%
26 posted on 01/07/2008 8:32:39 PM PST by trussell (I'm a FREDeralist!)
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To: DogByte6RER

76 percent.

Of course all my best friends are women.


27 posted on 01/07/2008 8:33:33 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: DogByte6RER

65% chance for me. The good thing about being in a blizzard situation is that the cold would preserve the meat and you could take your time to rationalize things. On a desert island, you’d be forced to consume the corpse before it went putrid. Not that I’ve spent much time thinking about it...


28 posted on 01/07/2008 8:36:46 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: ken21
Packer claimed that every day after that, he tried to leave the gruesome camp but was stopped by the snow depth. So each day he ate a bit more of his companions, surviving this way for about two months.

Alfred Packer was convicted of cannibalism and sentenced to hang by Judge Melville B. Gerry.

"Stand up, yah man-eatin' sonofabitch, and receive your sentence!" the judge exclaimed. "Thar were only seven Democrats in all of Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"

29 posted on 01/07/2008 8:42:13 PM PST by Polybius
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To: DogByte6RER

My score was 33%. Seems the test is off by about 33%.


30 posted on 01/07/2008 8:51:56 PM PST by Secret Agent Man
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To: DogByte6RER

We don’t have blizzards.


31 posted on 01/07/2008 8:53:05 PM PST by SouthTexas
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To: DogByte6RER

You are 61% likely to eat your buddies!


32 posted on 01/07/2008 9:07:30 PM PST by b4its2late (GITMO is way too nice of a place to house low life terrorists.)
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To: Dinsdale
It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area.

When I first saw that skit I fell out of the chair at the end. The skit itself was dumb, but the indignant officer at the end knocked me out.

33 posted on 01/07/2008 9:11:29 PM PST by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: DogByte6RER

69%. if they were already dead and my life depended on it, yes i’d eat them. so would you all.


34 posted on 01/07/2008 9:19:47 PM PST by thefactor
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Photobucket Well..this guy would undoubtedly eat a bat in a blizzard. I'm sure that he wouldn't mind eating a few of his stage hands if he was in a bind...
35 posted on 01/07/2008 9:31:54 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: bstein80

ping


36 posted on 01/07/2008 9:32:25 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Wow! I’m a sick bastard! I came in at 61%! lol! (My children will be reassured...)


37 posted on 01/07/2008 9:36:49 PM PST by Marie (Mankind should never harm the planet, except possibly in self defense.)
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To: Marie

Speaking of children...

Try taking this survey:

“How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight”

FR Thread at:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1943056/posts

Direct link to survey at:

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Depending upon how you score on this one, your kids may have a new found respect for you!


38 posted on 01/07/2008 9:41:23 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
37%---and I don't believe it!

I'd never be party to a Donner dinner party.

39 posted on 01/07/2008 9:43:55 PM PST by lonestar
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To: DogByte6RER

0%. It said 30% but I say “bull ****”

I don’t want the cholesterol.


40 posted on 01/07/2008 9:46:25 PM PST by Proud2BeRight
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