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Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 08/21/2007 10:48:13 AM PDT by chordmaster
PROVIDENCE, RI (TDR)- Oscar, the nursing home cat who could seemingly sense the impending death of patients, was found dead early yesterday. The cat gained recent notoriety when reports of his ability to detect the impending death of the terminally ill became public. Seemingly aware that death was at hand, Oscar would reportedly climb into the bed of patients during their final hours...
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: badjoke; deadcat; dentedbedpanalert; elderly; fakenews; lessthanfunny; nottrue; oscarthecat; parody; satire
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To: chordmaster
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:49:47 AM PDT
by
inkling
(exurbanleague.com)
To: chordmaster
Awwwww.................Oh, wait...............
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:49:48 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
To: chordmaster
IMO, some relative of one of the hospice residents poisoned him.
There's a lesson here somewhere.
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:50:27 AM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: chordmaster
Perhaps someone didn’t take too kindly to Oscar climbing into their bed.
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:50:27 AM PDT
by
PBRSTREETGANG
(Apparently my former party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
To: chordmaster
I bet after a while him climbing onto your bed would give you a heart attack, so it became a self fulfilling prophecy.
Sort of like predicting someone is going to die then shooing him,
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:50:34 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: Red Badger
If I found him lying on my bed, I would have killed him too
To: chordmaster
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:51:05 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: Mr. K
or even shooting him
geez I need better glasses
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:51:18 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: chordmaster
So who killed Oscar? One of the patients feeling unlucky, or the Chinese?
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:51:21 AM PDT
by
penowa
To: chordmaster
I doubt they will catch the nursing home resident who did it :>)
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:51:28 AM PDT
by
beltfed308
(Rudy: When you absolutely,positively need a liberal for President.)
To: chordmaster
“Standard of Excellence in Pseudojournalism”
***
It’s a joke folks.
And a pretty funny one at that.
To: chordmaster
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:51:47 AM PDT
by
MJemison
To: chordmaster
DailyRedundancy.com:
“The Standard of Excellence in Pseudojournalism”
Funny, short bit of humor - let’s see how long it takes MSM to pick it up.
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:51:59 AM PDT
by
Captain Rhino
( Peace based on respected strength is truly peace; peace based on weakness is ignoble slavery)
It's Bush's fault
Disclaimer...
Couldn't resist.
To: chordmaster
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:52:07 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("Is the lion burning?")
To: chordmaster
To: chordmaster
The Daily Redundancy
“The Standard of Excellence in Pseudojournalism”
(LOL)
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:52:44 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: chordmaster
Did patient come in and curl up next to him before he died?
Joking aside, although it is possible he was sensing something, it also seemed possible he could have been instigating something in those patients, or merely noting extra attention given to a near-death patient.
To: chordmaster
Did he curl up for a nap in front of a mirror first?
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posted on
08/21/2007 10:52:56 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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