**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

[BJClinton]

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*

[Dashing Dasher]

While I was looking at this, I said to myself, Self... BJClinton would think this is funny.


I'm starting to understand your humor.


Scary, huh!

[hattend]

I am working in Alaska but my home is in California. I will be back in Kulifohnia by the end of this year. I will then be working on convincing the wife to move to Nevada as soon as I can get her claws off the door jamb (she doesn't want to leave)

Based on the SOS speech last night, California will soon be stepping on the accelerator as it drives toward third world status. Good thing Ahnold was going to be fiscally responsible, huh?

[BJClinton]

Alrighty, welcome to da list.

[BadKittySF]

Thanks BJ!

[Moleman]

I am also looking forward to the new Camaro. I own a 1969 convertible currently with 396CID engine. Not perfect but FUN!

[John O]

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[day10]

LOL - this is great. I work for a casket company even....

You scored as The Terminator. The Terminator can be good or evil. It just depends on who's manipulating his circuits. When he's evil, he's a killing machine. When he's good, he's---well, a killing machine. He often comes back in time to protect certain human beings from other Terminators. He has no sense of stealth or subtlety and will do whatever it takes to accomplish his mission. He has a curious penchant for sunglasses and seems to enjoy mimicking human slang.

The Terminator		63%
Maximus		58%
Lara Croft		50%
The Amazing Spider-Man		46%
Neo, the "One"		46%
Batman, the Dark Knight		42%
Indiana Jones		38%
Captain Jack Sparrow		33%
William Wallace		33%
James Bond, Agent 007		29%
El Zorro		13%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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[day10]

Hmmm - I read it with no trouble at all.....

Not good.

[BadKittySF]

She really should consider leaving!! It's getting so bad here. Incredibly expensive, too many illegals (or for the seeensitive, "undocumented workers") soaring health care costs because of the drain they are on our society, and a lacking eductation for the children who deserve it!! (We scored at the bottom of all states on education -- theory is that it's because of the "I no spekee English" contingent). Which brings to mind a little humor....

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works as an AOL tech., I talked to him yesterday.

[Hoodlum91]

I agree.

[najida]

Uh oh,
I had no trouble reading it....

[Pyro7480]

You scored as Serenity (from Firefly). You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

Serenity (from Firefly)		75%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)		75%
Enterprise D (from Star Trek)		63%
SG-1 (from Stargate)		56%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)		50%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)		44%
Moya (from Farscape)		44%
Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)		38%

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[MadCharity]

My son (who is 4) is learning the difference between boys and girls and is very observant of his penis.

So the day, he's walking around saying, "my penis is big".

I'm thinking, that's just wrong....out of the mouths of babes, eh?

[Chanticleer]

We scored at the bottom of all states on education

When you say "all states" you mean in the United States? Including Florida and Mississippi? No way! Who's going to take advantage of your sweet free college deal?

[MadCharity]

You lucky man...hold on to that gem. I like the 68 SS myself.

[Kate of Spice Island]

My stars...

And here Ihad someone ask me if I breastfed my boys and then politely told me that he was surprised they didn't starve to death...

Two little bumps on a plain...

[hattend]

You scored as Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

Indiana Jones		75%
William Wallace		71%
Maximus		63%
The Terminator		63%
Lara Croft		63%
James Bond, Agent 007		63%
Batman, the Dark Knight		58%
The Amazing Spider-Man		50%
Neo, the "One"		42%
Captain Jack Sparrow		42%
El Zorro		33%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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[BJClinton]

Like that won't attract police attention.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Camaro, you say...

[MadCharity]

nice!!