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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: freedumb2003

That's what the vulcanologists have been saying. I'm thinking we won't be here when it happens, anyway, so I'm not going to worry.

If anyone is left alive, they won't last long.


9,741 posted on 11/30/2005 3:55:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Which, the uilleanns or the bagpipes?


9,742 posted on 11/30/2005 3:55:52 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: freedumb2003

a modest shrine of the Shinto tradition would suffice - no need to get all groupie about it ;)


9,743 posted on 11/30/2005 3:55:59 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

Won't the Undead survive?


9,744 posted on 11/30/2005 3:57:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: freedumb2003; sionnsar; Irish_Thatcherite; Dead Corpse; King Prout
"... if Yellowstone Caldera blows it is the end of life on Planet Earth."

Correction: It is only likely to exterminate North American life, and severely impact the rest of the globe for a generation or more. Remember, it has blown before.

Yet one more reason that humans, and Americans in particular, should be the primary colonists into space.

Mars or Bust!

9,745 posted on 11/30/2005 3:57:56 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout

Very frugal......


9,746 posted on 11/30/2005 3:58:03 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: SandyInSeattle; King Prout

I'm sure I'm guilty, as well...mea culpa, KP!


9,747 posted on 11/30/2005 3:58:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Harness the natural gas on Titan!!!


9,748 posted on 11/30/2005 3:59:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

(That would be me.)


9,749 posted on 11/30/2005 3:59:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Bauhaus Idolatry: less is more.


9,750 posted on 11/30/2005 4:03:22 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah knowtissd


9,751 posted on 11/30/2005 4:03:56 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob
Correction: It is only likely to exterminate North American life,

OK, the end of intelligent life on Planet Earth (because it would take out the denizens of FR).

But everything I have read says it is probably the end of everything. Last time it blew BIG it took out the dinosaurs (IIRC).

9,752 posted on 11/30/2005 4:04:35 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Dead Corpse; King Prout
"Harness the natural gas on Titan!!!"

We will. It will be the feedstock, along with freed oxygen, of a burgeoning agricultural community among the outer planets.

But since fuel is useless without oxygen, the "fuel" of choice out there will be Nuclear, at least until we can figure out fusion. Fusion power is only twenty years away from reality, just as it has been for the last fifty years.

9,753 posted on 11/30/2005 4:04:59 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

if Yellowstone blows, party-party-party!


9,754 posted on 11/30/2005 4:05:25 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I see.


9,755 posted on 11/30/2005 4:06:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: freedumb2003

I thought that was an asteroid?


9,756 posted on 11/30/2005 4:07:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: freedumb2003
OK, the end of intelligent life on Planet Earth (because it would take out the denizens of FR).

GOOD save!

9,757 posted on 11/30/2005 4:07:14 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; freedumb2003

The documentary I saw on it was pretty succinct about the damage it would do to the world. Those who weren't immediately affected would die because of the inability of crops to grow, and of course, the lack of oxygen that dead plants would provide.

Of course, it coulda been another lefty Gloom'n'Doom movie, but there is enough data to make one think seriously about the desire to live here (on earth) if the Yellowstone Caldera blows.


9,758 posted on 11/30/2005 4:07:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob
Fusion power is only twenty years away from reality, just as it has been for the last fifty years.

LOL, we need it now!! Or perhaps matter-antimatter energy?

9,759 posted on 11/30/2005 4:08:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: freedumb2003; Irish_Thatcherite

IT is correct - the dinosaurs had serious problems (a global extinction event) ~65million years ago as a result of the KT meteoric impact in what is now the Yuccatan


9,760 posted on 11/30/2005 4:08:55 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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