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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

AHHHHH!!! BE GONE EVIL ZEROS!!!


3,401 posted on 11/10/2005 2:21:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Right, the Borg directs all their thoughts as one to the goal of taking over others. They live in a cube and say assimilate or die...

YIKES

Good day.


3,402 posted on 11/10/2005 2:22:35 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
I think it was supposed to be "...a scroll in your toga..." since that's what books used to be...

You naughty girls!! Stop staring at my scroll!!!!

3,403 posted on 11/10/2005 2:22:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
AHHHHH!!! BE GONE EVIL ZEROS!!!

It worked - I only got 01.

3,404 posted on 11/10/2005 2:23:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

If you snow can bury our California legislature while they are in session we might do a deal, sure! :-)


3,405 posted on 11/10/2005 2:24:11 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: HKMk23

LOL!

I'm sure MICK won't mid your misspeling..


3,406 posted on 11/10/2005 2:24:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Pizza is here!

Back in a bit

3,407 posted on 11/10/2005 2:24:32 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"A scroll is cylindrical in shape - it would appear rather misleading stuck down a toga!!"

D'OH!


3,408 posted on 11/10/2005 2:25:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

GH is STILL on??? What's that, now, 45 years??

I remember, as a little boy, going to my grandparent's house; Mom's parents. I could hang out with grandpa, if he was around, or I could hang out with the TV, if grandma was home and her soaps were on. It got a little better when they bought their first color TV. Other than that, it was me, the metal race cer, the metal tractor and the TV. I still remember the episode when Unis was shot, although I don't remember if she survived. That must have been the next episode and I missed it.

I used to play checkers with my grandpa; I never really knew my grandma very well at all. Her sofa ganged up with those soaps and killed her off when I was still pretty young. Grandpa was all broke up over it. I think he secretly detested those soaps, too. Lotta time there he and grandma could've spent talking.


3,409 posted on 11/10/2005 2:27:00 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Monkey Face

What do you mean 'D'OH'?


3,410 posted on 11/10/2005 2:28:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Did you save me some? I'm starving for pizza!


3,411 posted on 11/10/2005 2:29:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

YAHOO!!! PIZZA!!!!


3,412 posted on 11/10/2005 2:30:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Piotsa!


3,413 posted on 11/10/2005 2:33:29 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: HKMk23

I never had time for soaps until I had to quit work, and then I began to watch a half-hour soap at 11:00 because I wanted to watch the news at 11:30. That soap was a spin off of GH, called "Port Charles."

There were several characters from GH that would appear on PC, so I watched GH out of curiosity...PC has since been cancelled (7 years run time) but a lot of the characters there now have roles on other soaps.

GH is the only one I watch. And I'm usually doing hand work while it's on...I could never just SIT and WATCH TV. My hands have to be busy.


3,414 posted on 11/10/2005 2:34:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Oh, Irish...it's what Homer Simpson says when he realizes the obvious...;o]

*snort*


3,415 posted on 11/10/2005 2:35:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Hey! How ya like my new tagline???


3,416 posted on 11/10/2005 2:35:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; All

Hello, how was your day?


3,417 posted on 11/10/2005 2:45:37 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi, Es!

I'm training my cat to the harness so I can take her outside. It's pretty funny! Wish you were here to see it! LOL!


3,418 posted on 11/10/2005 2:48:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

OK... I don't know whether to laugh, or feel insulted....


3,419 posted on 11/10/2005 2:48:23 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL.

Think you'll ever kick that one out?


3,420 posted on 11/10/2005 2:49:26 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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