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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie
We do, and we are trying.

Here's our aircraft carrier.


2,621 posted on 11/08/2005 1:58:57 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar
This pace any better?

YES, we will make it to 65,535 in NO time now!

2,622 posted on 11/08/2005 1:59:44 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Am I doomed?

Yes. You are. Sorry about that...

2,623 posted on 11/08/2005 1:59:53 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar

Good.

Are you home yet?


2,624 posted on 11/08/2005 2:00:06 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

2,625 posted on 11/08/2005 2:01:15 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: HKMk23

I don't remember either, can you remind us?


2,626 posted on 11/08/2005 2:01:27 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
So Sionnsar pings all all here, and then leaves?

I'd rather be hanging out here than transcribing stuff like:

Starting with "Resolution WG1/6", SC 25 instructed its Secretariat to circulate the Final Committee Draft (FCD), "14543-2-1: HES Architecture, Part 2-1: Introduction and Device Modularity," when provided by the editor.

The next item, "Resolution WG1/7", is similar: SC 25 instructed its Secretariat to circulate the FCD for "14543-3-1: HES Architecture, Part 3-1: Communication Layers-Application Layer for HES Class 1 (based on EN 50090-4-1)," again when provided by the editor.

In "Resolution WG1/8" it instructed its Secretariat to circulate the FCD for "14543-3-1: HES Architecture, Part 3-1: Communication Layers-Application Layer for HES Class 1 (based on EN 50090-4-1)," when provided by the editor.

It has accepted these as items in its scope and it will process them beginning at the FDIS stage.
Fun, no?
2,627 posted on 11/08/2005 2:02:34 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: fanfan

The Chinese are now smuggling planes in from Taiwan!!!


2,628 posted on 11/08/2005 2:02:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

I can't afford to loose more weight at the moment. So I'll crunch the numbers to see where they get us.


2,629 posted on 11/08/2005 2:03:04 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan
Are you home yet?

Nope. It's only 2 PM here. Gotta go away again for a bit...

2,630 posted on 11/08/2005 2:04:16 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar
Fun, no?

I think my sanity just melted and ran out my ears trying to read that.

2,631 posted on 11/08/2005 2:04:21 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: EsmeraldaA
So I'll crunch the numbers to see where they get us.

Hmmm so what did they taste like?

2,632 posted on 11/08/2005 2:05:04 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It was before the iron balls scene, when they were all walking around the pool talking about the new homes development.

They said the prices would be high to keep out the vegetables.
He didn't understand, so they said they'd have to keep out the jungle bunnies, and he said'yes, that'd be bad, they'd eat the vegetables', thay said, 'no, the eggplants...


2,633 posted on 11/08/2005 2:05:31 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; fanfan

Martin, walking down the sidewalk, puts money into a newsstand and pulls out a copy of the newspaper. Flipping open the front page, he shrieks, staggers back, grabbing at his chest, then begins frantically digging in his pockets for additional change. Finding some, he puts it into the newsstand and stuffs the newpaper back inside, then stumbles away, visibly shaken and trying to regain his composure.

Best commentary ever on the news media.


2,634 posted on 11/08/2005 2:05:40 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: sionnsar
Fun, no?

No! You poor thing.

2,635 posted on 11/08/2005 2:06:53 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie
Bitter, I'm afraid...

Have any honey left?
hehe hehe
2,636 posted on 11/08/2005 2:08:29 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: sionnsar

You are a party animal.


2,637 posted on 11/08/2005 2:08:38 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: HKMk23

He paid again to put it back!?

Priceless.


2,638 posted on 11/08/2005 2:09:45 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Have any honey left?

Why yes, yes I do......

2,639 posted on 11/08/2005 2:11:13 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: fanfan

Oh, I see, I just remember the bit where one of them makes a racist remark, and seeing as Martin's character was raised by a black family, he loses his temper and beats the hell out all of them - until he kicks Iron Balls McGinty in, well, his iron!


2,640 posted on 11/08/2005 2:11:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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