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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"


2,601 posted on 11/08/2005 1:48:49 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
The Jerk, with Steve Martin.

I love that film - especially the 'Iron Balls McGinty' bit!!

2,602 posted on 11/08/2005 1:49:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie

No evil zeros.


2,603 posted on 11/08/2005 1:50:53 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie
I would but I'm in Canada.


2,604 posted on 11/08/2005 1:51:14 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: SandyInSeattle
2,600 posted on 11/08/2005 1:48:47 PM PST by SandyInSeattle
2,605 posted on 11/08/2005 1:51:23 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

You got the evil zeros.


2,606 posted on 11/08/2005 1:51:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: SandyInSeattle

2600.

You got it fair and square!


2,607 posted on 11/08/2005 1:51:53 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Thanks for the picture of the Canadian Navy. Surely Canada deserves a better Government that is is getting these days.
2,608 posted on 11/08/2005 1:52:34 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; MNJohnnie; fanfan

It was an accident! I swear!

Am I doomed?


2,609 posted on 11/08/2005 1:53:06 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle
The picture of the cat in the book shelf over the computer monitor on your profile page should be required for all future zots.
2,610 posted on 11/08/2005 1:53:53 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Just after the 'keeping the eggplants out' bit.

Too funny.


2,611 posted on 11/08/2005 1:54:52 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie
We have a FUBAR in Ireland - GUBU; Grotesque Unbelievable Bizarre and Unprecedented.
2,612 posted on 11/08/2005 1:55:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Yah, but couldn't stay away.


2,613 posted on 11/08/2005 1:55:15 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: MNJohnnie

That's my Tomas. I'm surprised he can get his 22+ pounds up there onto that shelf.


2,614 posted on 11/08/2005 1:55:34 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; fanfan

From "Roxanne", the scene with the newspaper stand is my favorite Steve Martin bit of all time.


2,615 posted on 11/08/2005 1:55:55 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

It was no accident....


2,616 posted on 11/08/2005 1:56:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

I forget that bit.


2,617 posted on 11/08/2005 1:56:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie

This pace any better?


2,618 posted on 11/08/2005 1:57:29 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: HKMk23

I forget much of Roxanne - it has been a long time since I seen the film.


2,619 posted on 11/08/2005 1:57:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Take they Holy hand grenade so we may blowest your enemies into tiny bits in thy mercy.


2,620 posted on 11/08/2005 1:58:48 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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