I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[fanfan]

We do, and we are trying.

Here's our aircraft carrier.

[MNJohnnie]

This pace any better?

YES, we will make it to 65,535 in NO time now!

[Dead Corpse]

Am I doomed?

Yes. You are. Sorry about that...

[fanfan]

Good.

Are you home yet?

[Dead Corpse]

[fanfan]

I don't remember either, can you remind us?

[sionnsar]

So Sionnsar pings all all here, and then leaves?

I'd rather be hanging out here than transcribing stuff like:

Starting with "Resolution WG1/6", SC 25 instructed its Secretariat to circulate the Final Committee Draft (FCD), "14543-2-1: HES Architecture, Part 2-1: Introduction and Device Modularity," when provided by the editor.

The next item, "Resolution WG1/7", is similar: SC 25 instructed its Secretariat to circulate the FCD for "14543-3-1: HES Architecture, Part 3-1: Communication Layers-Application Layer for HES Class 1 (based on EN 50090-4-1)," again when provided by the editor.

In "Resolution WG1/8" it instructed its Secretariat to circulate the FCD for "14543-3-1: HES Architecture, Part 3-1: Communication Layers-Application Layer for HES Class 1 (based on EN 50090-4-1)," when provided by the editor.

It has accepted these as items in its scope and it will process them beginning at the FDIS stage.

Fun, no?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

The Chinese are now smuggling planes in from Taiwan!!!

[EsmeraldaA]

I can't afford to loose more weight at the moment. So I'll crunch the numbers to see where they get us.

[sionnsar]

Are you home yet?

Nope. It's only 2 PM here. Gotta go away again for a bit...

[MNJohnnie]

Fun, no?

I think my sanity just melted and ran out my ears trying to read that.

[MNJohnnie]

So I'll crunch the numbers to see where they get us.

Hmmm so what did they taste like?

[fanfan]

It was before the iron balls scene, when they were all walking around the pool talking about the new homes development.

They said the prices would be high to keep out the vegetables.
He didn't understand, so they said they'd have to keep out the jungle bunnies, and he said'yes, that'd be bad, they'd eat the vegetables', thay said, 'no, the eggplants...

[HKMk23]

Martin, walking down the sidewalk, puts money into a newsstand and pulls out a copy of the newspaper. Flipping open the front page, he shrieks, staggers back, grabbing at his chest, then begins frantically digging in his pockets for additional change. Finding some, he puts it into the newsstand and stuffs the newpaper back inside, then stumbles away, visibly shaken and trying to regain his composure.

Best commentary ever on the news media.

[fanfan]

Fun, no?

No! You poor thing.

[EsmeraldaA]

Bitter, I'm afraid...

Have any honey left?
hehe hehe

[Irish_Thatcherite]

You are a party animal.

[fanfan]

He paid again to put it back!?

Priceless.

[MNJohnnie]

Have any honey left?

Why yes, yes I do......

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Oh, I see, I just remember the bit where one of them makes a racist remark, and seeing as Martin's character was raised by a black family, he loses his temper and beats the hell out all of them - until he kicks Iron Balls McGinty in, well, his iron!