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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Lady Jag

Such filth!


1,261 posted on 11/05/2005 11:13:56 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

What is a Bacon "bottie" or Buddy?.


1,262 posted on 11/05/2005 11:14:35 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Nope...just raw. It works.


1,263 posted on 11/05/2005 11:15:04 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Ah...Dutch Girl cleanser?


1,264 posted on 11/05/2005 11:15:25 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Sorry, American Idiom.

Joint being a slang term for a body part.

Made a poor pun.


1,265 posted on 11/05/2005 11:18:13 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Monkey Face

Haven't seen Dutch girl in years.

Even Comet is getting a little hard to find.


1,266 posted on 11/05/2005 11:20:01 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag
Obviously, you've never been to an egg roll.

No, but I have had a few, usually with sweet sauce and mustard.

1,267 posted on 11/05/2005 11:23:21 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Well done!


1,268 posted on 11/05/2005 11:23:55 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I found Dutch Girl at Dollar Tree!


1,269 posted on 11/05/2005 11:24:11 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I think you mean bacon butty, it's more an English thing than an Irish one - it's fried rashers in a sandwich, I like it meself!


1,270 posted on 11/05/2005 11:24:36 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Oh, I see.


1,271 posted on 11/05/2005 11:25:51 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED
I thought about that with my gals.

You can't blame their confusion when it comes to food.

1,272 posted on 11/05/2005 11:26:16 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: TASMANIANRED
I thought they were to keep you from sinking in the muck.

You're thinking of Wellies. Dutch clogs get clogged in the muck.

1,273 posted on 11/05/2005 11:27:50 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: TASMANIANRED
Which is preferred, sex 40 times a day for 1 minute or Sex once for 40 minutes?
Sex once for 4 hours. Anything worth doing is worth doing properly or not at all.
1,274 posted on 11/05/2005 11:28:35 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Monkey Face
I found Dutch Girl at Dollar Tree

I tought buying people was illegal.

1,275 posted on 11/05/2005 11:29:33 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Similar to the American BLT?

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato.


1,276 posted on 11/05/2005 11:32:24 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

Lol...

Why does Solly think paper is one of the major food groups?


1,277 posted on 11/05/2005 11:33:46 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

Illustration of Wellie?


1,278 posted on 11/05/2005 11:34:20 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

You really have lavish food in the US!!


1,279 posted on 11/05/2005 11:35:04 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie

Is this an offer that I can't refuse?


1,280 posted on 11/05/2005 11:35:25 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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