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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

You really know how to hurt a guy.


1,221 posted on 11/05/2005 10:38:52 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Sex only lasts 8 seconds each time.


1,222 posted on 11/05/2005 10:39:01 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: fanfan

It is Reynaldo Gianecchini, a Brazilian actor.


1,223 posted on 11/05/2005 10:39:16 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: MNJohnnie

Pity we can't go to 4,294,967,296 posts! (65,536^2)


1,224 posted on 11/05/2005 10:39:31 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

They do but they just use them for walking on.


1,225 posted on 11/05/2005 10:39:39 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Monkey Face

Sollys tympanic deep rumbling bark and Jackies higher pitched ear piercing one.


1,226 posted on 11/05/2005 10:40:40 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Sex only lasts 8 seconds each time.

Viagra required!

1,227 posted on 11/05/2005 10:41:02 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.

Obviously, you've never been to an egg roll.

1,228 posted on 11/05/2005 10:41:31 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: fanfan

Did it with complete honesty too.

Bow,Bow.

Not Bow, Wow.

This is not another dog remark.


1,229 posted on 11/05/2005 10:41:41 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

Skip the grits and go straight to warm butter and honey.


1,230 posted on 11/05/2005 10:42:43 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Makes one wonder about Dutch clogs?


1,231 posted on 11/05/2005 10:43:30 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Pity we can't go to 4,294,967,296 posts! (65,536^2) "

At one second per post, if we hurry, we could max it out in only a hundred and thirty-six years.

1,232 posted on 11/05/2005 10:43:31 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Lady Jag

I didn't know there were any Catholic engineers.

Thought they were all cops, politicians or priests.


1,233 posted on 11/05/2005 10:44:09 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

1234


1,234 posted on 11/05/2005 10:45:01 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: MNJohnnie

Maggots work fine once an abcess is open.

Maggots won't eat through the good flesh on top to get to the goodies underneath.


1,235 posted on 11/05/2005 10:45:32 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

Can he do anything but sit around and scratch.


1,236 posted on 11/05/2005 10:46:28 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: NicknamedBob
At one second per post, if we hurry, we could max it out in only a hundred and thirty-six years.

Damn! I have plans made for November 2141.

1,237 posted on 11/05/2005 10:46:56 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Your talking to a Catholic engineer/joiner!!!


1,238 posted on 11/05/2005 10:48:25 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED

What I would do for some clotted cream! You have no idea how hard it is to get around here.


1,239 posted on 11/05/2005 10:49:14 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Is a dutch clog what you get in your plumbing after empting bacon grease down it?


1,240 posted on 11/05/2005 10:49:26 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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