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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: NicknamedBob
1,241
posted on
11/05/2005 10:50:30 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Joiner. Are we back to copulation again.
1,242
posted on
11/05/2005 10:51:42 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: Lady Jag
Don't get too raucous.
I need more coffee and nobody is going to make it but me...
Back in just a few.
1,243
posted on
11/05/2005 10:52:49 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: TASMANIANRED
Catholic engineers like kinky sex (Catholic) and seldom 'get' jokes (engineer). If polite, they will laugh once or twice. They'll laugh when they hear the joke to be polite and will laugh later when they get it (IF, indeed, they do get it).
1,244
posted on
11/05/2005 10:53:46 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: TASMANIANRED
He can stand on sand.
1,245
posted on
11/05/2005 10:55:42 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: TASMANIANRED
I've also seen potato peels used, peel side out, to help cure an abcess on a dog.
1,246
posted on
11/05/2005 10:57:45 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: TASMANIANRED
She just sits and teases them. They go nuts because they can't reach her. The Siamese part of her is quite evident at these times.
1,247
posted on
11/05/2005 10:59:02 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Lady Jag
The sneak off and laugh ploy.
1,248
posted on
11/05/2005 11:01:24 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: TASMANIANRED
Why would you put bacon grease in your drain to begin with?
(Just axin'.)
1,249
posted on
11/05/2005 11:01:40 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Lady Jag
1,250
posted on
11/05/2005 11:01:54 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: Monkey Face
Never heard the potato peel. Salted first or not?
1,251
posted on
11/05/2005 11:02:42 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: TASMANIANRED
If I used bacon bandages on me somewhere, my cats would chew me out.
1,252
posted on
11/05/2005 11:03:01 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Monkey Face
I wouldn't but it was a feeble pun to go with Dutch Clog.
1,253
posted on
11/05/2005 11:03:56 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: MNJohnnie
Question.
Which is preferred, sex 40 times a day for 1 minute
or Sex once for 40 minutes?
1,254
posted on
11/05/2005 11:05:28 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; TASMANIANRED
Makes one wonder about Dutch clogs? Dutch clogs clutch dogs, you know.
1,255
posted on
11/05/2005 11:05:30 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Lady Jag
I thought about that with my gals.
1,256
posted on
11/05/2005 11:07:21 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: TASMANIANRED
1,257
posted on
11/05/2005 11:07:50 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Lady Jag
I thought they were to keep you from sinking in the muck.
1,258
posted on
11/05/2005 11:08:27 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: Lady Jag
One of those guys that has to leave when they start talking.
1,259
posted on
11/05/2005 11:09:23 AM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: TASMANIANRED
No, joiner makes timber stuff.
1,260
posted on
11/05/2005 11:13:05 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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