Posted on 10/07/2005 9:12:18 PM PDT by indcons
LESBIAN mom Kim Marshall wants doctors to turn her adopted baby boy into a baby girl with a full-blown sex change -- now!
And if somebody, somewhere, doesn't bring pressure to bear on the woman's plans, toddling 2-year-old Tommy Marshall will soon be toddling "Tammy."
"Looking back on it, I never should have adopted a boy, but he was all that was available and I took what I could get because I was desperate," says Marshall, whose significant other, Rosemary Johnson, says she "hasn't been real happy with a boy," either.
"It's not that Tommy isn't a sweet kid -- he's so kind and gentle that when we put him in his little sun dress, people actually think he's a girl.
"But the more I got to thinking about it, the more I could see trouble on the horizon.
"Little boys don't stay little boys forever. They grow up to be men. And if there's one thing I don't need in my life, it's a man," she fumes. "That's why I'm a lesbian. Duh."
It goes without saying that anti-gay groups such as the Christian Militia Against Forni- cation in Marshall's hometown of Atlanta, Ga., are none too pleased with the woman's plan to change the sex of her adopted baby.
"We've warned against allowing gays to adopt babies for years, and this is why," says Duff Carter, a founding member of the militia. "We all know why she wants a little girl anyway -- and that's to teach her to be a lesbian, too.
"We'll do everything in our power to stop this sex change. We've already raised $1,700 to pay our lawyers."
Sex-change surgeon Dr. Linda Chervil, who, it is rumored, may be a flaming lesbian herself, says she has no intentions of getting involved in the politics of the operation that's scheduled for April 15.
"I'm a physician, not a lawyer or a social critic," she told Weekly World News exclusively. "All I can tell you is that I have a patient who is in desperate need of a sex change, and I fully intend to put him under the knife."
The youngest child ever to undergo sex-change surgery was Nicholas Gray of London, England. Born a hermaphrodite with both male and female sex organs in 1999, his gay father decided to do away with the female plumbing when he was just 6 months old.
Back in Atlanta, a spokesman for the agency that helped Marshall adopt the baby boy professes to be "appalled" by the turn of events.
"I have nothing against gay people, but I've got to tell you, publicity like this doesn't help their cause," says Marcus Hughes.
"The last thing the great majority of Americans wants to hear is that gay parents are dickering around with their children's sex. It's like their worst nightmare come true."
The opening line for this story is great. As you say, it may even be true....LOL
It wouldn't be surprising. My wife once knew a lesbian from work who wouldn't own male animals as pets and insisted to her young nieces when they visited her that their stuffed toys were female.
How can she possibly say that about a 2 year old boy? There is one license that needs to be pulled and right now, almost as fast as that child needs to be pulled out of that household. Of course we must consider the source of the report.
OK, fine, time for late-night sophomoric humorTM:
Q. What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A. E.T., the "Extra-Testicle"!
Cheers!
She doesn't have a patient in desperate need! She has a sick freak that is going to pay her to mutilate her patient.
Usually I'd laugh at all the people who've fallen for this, but knowing that the Left truly is dangerously mentally disturbed, and would do something like this in a heartbeat if not for us....
The ones that write fiction for tabloids like the Weekly World News...
I know it's WWW, but I can believe sexual deviants in real life thinking along these lines.
Before even discussing this,we need a more credible source than
"Weekly World News".
Wow, looking at this thread reminds me of P. T. Barnum's infamous words.
Gotta love the Weekly World News.
"About 1 month later it turned up in the WWN, there are other examples out there.
I'm not saying this particular case is true but it can't just be written off either. :)"
They used to say the difference between journalism and the tabloids was that tabloids would run stories with one anonymous unconfirmed source. Funny how that line has blurred.
"I'm a physician, not a lawyer or a social critic," Bones would be turning over in his grave...
Come on, you don't believe the wedding story? It has to be true. And thatnks to President Bush, that hairless ape baby could become an orphan. Oh the humanity.
Somebody should throw this crazy bitch in the booby hatch damn quick!
Everybody who knows about it....loves it. WWN rocks.
You had me until I saw the link.
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