It's Batgirl!
Posted on 10/07/2005 9:12:18 PM PDT by indcons
LESBIAN mom Kim Marshall wants doctors to turn her adopted baby boy into a baby girl with a full-blown sex change -- now!
And if somebody, somewhere, doesn't bring pressure to bear on the woman's plans, toddling 2-year-old Tommy Marshall will soon be toddling "Tammy."
"Looking back on it, I never should have adopted a boy, but he was all that was available and I took what I could get because I was desperate," says Marshall, whose significant other, Rosemary Johnson, says she "hasn't been real happy with a boy," either.
"It's not that Tommy isn't a sweet kid -- he's so kind and gentle that when we put him in his little sun dress, people actually think he's a girl.
"But the more I got to thinking about it, the more I could see trouble on the horizon.
"Little boys don't stay little boys forever. They grow up to be men. And if there's one thing I don't need in my life, it's a man," she fumes. "That's why I'm a lesbian. Duh."
It goes without saying that anti-gay groups such as the Christian Militia Against Forni- cation in Marshall's hometown of Atlanta, Ga., are none too pleased with the woman's plan to change the sex of her adopted baby.
"We've warned against allowing gays to adopt babies for years, and this is why," says Duff Carter, a founding member of the militia. "We all know why she wants a little girl anyway -- and that's to teach her to be a lesbian, too.
"We'll do everything in our power to stop this sex change. We've already raised $1,700 to pay our lawyers."
Sex-change surgeon Dr. Linda Chervil, who, it is rumored, may be a flaming lesbian herself, says she has no intentions of getting involved in the politics of the operation that's scheduled for April 15.
"I'm a physician, not a lawyer or a social critic," she told Weekly World News exclusively. "All I can tell you is that I have a patient who is in desperate need of a sex change, and I fully intend to put him under the knife."
The youngest child ever to undergo sex-change surgery was Nicholas Gray of London, England. Born a hermaphrodite with both male and female sex organs in 1999, his gay father decided to do away with the female plumbing when he was just 6 months old.
Back in Atlanta, a spokesman for the agency that helped Marshall adopt the baby boy professes to be "appalled" by the turn of events.
"I have nothing against gay people, but I've got to tell you, publicity like this doesn't help their cause," says Marcus Hughes.
"The last thing the great majority of Americans wants to hear is that gay parents are dickering around with their children's sex. It's like their worst nightmare come true."
What sort of monster would perform such an operation?
I believe this has already been done.....does the name Michael Jackson ring a bell?
THIS is the reason that homos should NEVER be allowed to be "parents".
Sick freaks.
Weekly World News, the home of Batboy.
Just bear in mind this is from the Weekly World News.
Is this source legit?
I don't know why this depravity continues to surprise me, but it does.
What a sick pig this person is.
It's the Weekly World News. They print stories like "Baby Born Singing Christmas Carols" and "Osama and Saddam Have Gay Wedding, Adopt Hairless Ape Baby."
Probably the same monster piloting that UFO that landed in New Orleans.
Oh. I just caught it.
Satire - and I don't think it is a gawddamn bit funny.
"Bat Child Found in Cave"
Fake News, people.
Although something like this can't be too far off.
Ah, no it isn't. Satire upon closer look.
Undickering?
Man, I sure hope that this is a lie. Some people deserve a case of acute lead poisoning.
"Is this source legit?"
Well , they have a permanant sidebar for UFO and ALien sightings.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/
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