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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04
| abn11b
Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b
Can you think of any? I was sitting here burping the baby and listening to the drone of Kerry's voice when it occurred to me! Three Lines 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: 2004election; 2004electionhumor; 575; breckboy; flushthejohns; funnyifitwerenttrue; haiku; haikus; humor; justagigolo; kerry; ketchup; poems; poetry; ponyboy
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To: abn11b
All so many ways..
Kick myself again and again.
Just like Albert Gore.
21
posted on
10/19/2004 9:37:30 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: Hugin
22
posted on
10/19/2004 9:37:30 PM PDT
by
jocon307
(Don't let Australia down: Re-elect President Bush!)
To: abn11b
strong in my khakis
throwing balls on the tarmac
I look very good
23
posted on
10/19/2004 9:38:22 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
Oh no, not again
won't the Swifties ever stop
running those damned ads?
24
posted on
10/19/2004 9:39:28 PM PDT
by
Hugin
To: abn11b
Election is soon.
No time to go skiing now.
I need more photos!!!
25
posted on
10/19/2004 9:40:27 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: Hugin
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:40:47 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
To: Hugin
Stupid bunny suit.
I was a hero in 'nam.
NASA budget cut?!!!
28
posted on
10/19/2004 9:41:51 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: weegee
woman so earthy
and so very, very rich
how to shut her up?
29
posted on
10/19/2004 9:42:28 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
By the way, how old is the little one? I miss burping a baby.
30
posted on
10/19/2004 9:43:24 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
Silky pony mane
Edwards why won't you love me
Your wife is a beast
31
posted on
10/19/2004 9:45:03 PM PDT
by
rocky88
(" John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.")
To: NetSurfer
Cheat and cheat again
lie and lie and spin
or a liberal cannot win
32
posted on
10/19/2004 9:45:47 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(The liberal Democrats are properly redefining themselves as the pro-aggressive party.)
To: Congressman Billybob
Springsteen sang for Johns.
Hollyweird showed its colors.
Not the boss of ME!
33
posted on
10/19/2004 9:46:04 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Lanky Lurchlike lib,
He is the man with the plan:
A big tax haiku.
To: abn11b
Insulted the troops.
Hanoi Jane and John told lies
Made it his life's work.
35
posted on
10/19/2004 9:49:21 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: weegee
So much at stake now.
Civil War Two is brewing.
Libs riot in streets.
36
posted on
10/19/2004 9:51:45 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Have I told you yet?
I am a Vietnam vet
Offensive as Tet.
To: weegee
The air is rank
would someone flush the Johns
into the septic tank?
38
posted on
10/19/2004 9:53:57 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(The liberal Democrats are properly redefining themselves as the pro-aggressive party.)
To: abn11b
I served my country
They were war criminals
vote for me I served
39
posted on
10/19/2004 9:57:21 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
To: abn11b
Liquid tomatoes
Money pouring slowly out
Anticipation
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