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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04 | abn11b

Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b

Can you think of any? I was sitting here burping the baby and listening to the drone of Kerry's voice when it occurred to me! Three Lines 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: 2004election; 2004electionhumor; 575; breckboy; flushthejohns; funnyifitwerenttrue; haiku; haikus; humor; justagigolo; kerry; ketchup; poems; poetry; ponyboy
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Debates are over Where is the bump they promised? Edwards grabs my ass

What if I don't win? Theresa will cut me off Stalked by Hillary

Things just can't get worse Going back to Ohio Teddy wants to drive

1 posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b
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To: abn11b
Things just can't get worse
Going back to Ohio
Teddy wants to drive

ROTFLMAO!!! (can't... breathe.... gasp)

Oh man, I cannot top that one. But I'll try to contribute:

I'm a francophile
Les Francaises m'aiment, bien sur,
After me, the storm!

(That's a King Louie, "apres moi, le deluge" joke, for those not familiar enough with French to mock them on their own turf.)

2 posted on 10/19/2004 9:11:11 PM PDT by wizardoz ("Crikey! I've lost my mojo!")
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To: abn11b
You're very good at haiku!

Airy-fairy John
Flits with social butterfly
White House illusion.

3 posted on 10/19/2004 9:13:10 PM PDT by Veto! (Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
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To: wizardoz

October Surprise
My wife is a loose cannon
Why won't Cheney die?


4 posted on 10/19/2004 9:15:18 PM PDT by rocky88 (" John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.")
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To: abn11b
Democrat love fest
Kerry, Edwards, left-wing nuts
All flunk global test
5 posted on 10/19/2004 9:19:14 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: abn11b

A lost election...
but then think about it now,
Still a billionaire.


6 posted on 10/19/2004 9:20:53 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b

I'm Going to France...
Jerry's got nothing on me
I'm Going to France!


7 posted on 10/19/2004 9:21:14 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b

Maybe I coulda...
If I'd been more antiBush.
Maybe I shoulda...


8 posted on 10/19/2004 9:21:35 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b

Nobody likes me
Everybody does hate me
Guess I'll go eat worms




9 posted on 10/19/2004 9:23:27 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: weegee

Ooooooo .... "Jean Kerry." I LIKE it. I like it a LOT!


10 posted on 10/19/2004 9:24:10 PM PDT by wizardoz (Soyez francaise: votez pour Jean Kerry)
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To: abn11b

see my magic hat
the spook gave it to me there
in Cambodia


11 posted on 10/19/2004 9:26:43 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: abn11b

Heinz's gigolo,
Tried to tell us of his plans,
Fifty-seven kinds!


12 posted on 10/19/2004 9:27:20 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b

Very rich heiress,
May wish. But lying husband
Never makes First Lady


13 posted on 10/19/2004 9:27:28 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: weegee

Flippity flop
pingity pong
clipity clop


14 posted on 10/19/2004 9:28:56 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The liberal Democrats are properly redefining themselves as the pro-aggressive party.)
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To: abn11b

Two thousand and four.
Ter-ay-za pour me a glass.
I need more botox.


15 posted on 10/19/2004 9:30:06 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (lib­·er·al - noun: ¹A person who is so open-minded that their brains have fallen out)
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To: abn11b

Tereza's raisins;
Jean Kerry's secret health plan?
Drink that fifth of Gin.


16 posted on 10/19/2004 9:30:20 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: doug from upland

PING


17 posted on 10/19/2004 9:31:09 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b
Beck Boy did me wrong.
Channeled voices? A lawyer?
Had no gravitas.
18 posted on 10/19/2004 9:34:29 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b

the autumn leaves fall
I assemble my lawyers
if we lose, we win


19 posted on 10/19/2004 9:35:30 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: weegee

Horseface senator
My purple hearts in question
Save me, pony boy


20 posted on 10/19/2004 9:37:17 PM PDT by NetSurfer (Proud member of the Pajama-Wearing Lunatic Fringe)
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