ROTFLMAO!!! (can't... breathe.... gasp)
Oh man, I cannot top that one. But I'll try to contribute:
I'm a francophile
Les Francaises m'aiment, bien sur,
After me, the storm!
(That's a King Louie, "apres moi, le deluge" joke, for those not familiar enough with French to mock them on their own turf.)
October Surprise
My wife is a loose cannon
Why won't Cheney die?