Debates are over Where is the bump they promised? Edwards grabs my ass
What if I don't win? Theresa will cut me off Stalked by Hillary
Things just can't get worse Going back to Ohio Teddy wants to drive
1 posted on
10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by
abn11b
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To: abn11b
Things just can't get worse
Going back to Ohio
Teddy wants to drive ROTFLMAO!!! (can't... breathe.... gasp)
Oh man, I cannot top that one. But I'll try to contribute:
I'm a francophile
Les Francaises m'aiment, bien sur,
After me, the storm!
(That's a King Louie, "apres moi, le deluge" joke, for those not familiar enough with French to mock them on their own turf.)
2 posted on
10/19/2004 9:11:11 PM PDT by
wizardoz
("Crikey! I've lost my mojo!")
To: abn11b
You're very good at haiku!
Airy-fairy John
Flits with social butterfly
White House illusion.
3 posted on
10/19/2004 9:13:10 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
To: abn11b
Democrat love fest
Kerry, Edwards, left-wing nuts
All flunk global test
5 posted on
10/19/2004 9:19:14 PM PDT by
My2Cents
(http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
To: abn11b
A lost election...
but then think about it now,
Still a billionaire.
6 posted on
10/19/2004 9:20:53 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
I'm Going to France...
Jerry's got nothing on me
I'm Going to France!
7 posted on
10/19/2004 9:21:14 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Maybe I coulda...
If I'd been more antiBush.
Maybe I shoulda...
8 posted on
10/19/2004 9:21:35 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Nobody likes me
Everybody does hate me
Guess I'll go eat worms
9 posted on
10/19/2004 9:23:27 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
see my magic hat
the spook gave it to me there
in Cambodia
11 posted on
10/19/2004 9:26:43 PM PDT by
Hugin
To: abn11b
Heinz's gigolo,
Tried to tell us of his plans,
Fifty-seven kinds!
12 posted on
10/19/2004 9:27:20 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Very rich heiress,
May wish. But lying husband
Never makes First Lady
13 posted on
10/19/2004 9:27:28 PM PDT by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: abn11b
Two thousand and four.
Ter-ay-za pour me a glass.
I need more botox.
15 posted on
10/19/2004 9:30:06 PM PDT by
getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
(lib·er·al - noun: ¹A person who is so open-minded that their brains have fallen out)
To: abn11b
Tereza's raisins;
Jean Kerry's secret health plan?
Drink that fifth of Gin.
16 posted on
10/19/2004 9:30:20 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: doug from upland
17 posted on
10/19/2004 9:31:09 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Beck Boy did me wrong.
Channeled voices? A lawyer?
Had no gravitas.
18 posted on
10/19/2004 9:34:29 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
the autumn leaves fall
I assemble my lawyers
if we lose, we win
19 posted on
10/19/2004 9:35:30 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
All so many ways..
Kick myself again and again.
Just like Albert Gore.
21 posted on
10/19/2004 9:37:30 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
strong in my khakis
throwing balls on the tarmac
I look very good
23 posted on
10/19/2004 9:38:22 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
Oh no, not again
won't the Swifties ever stop
running those damned ads?
24 posted on
10/19/2004 9:39:28 PM PDT by
Hugin
To: abn11b
Election is soon.
No time to go skiing now.
I need more photos!!!
25 posted on
10/19/2004 9:40:27 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
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