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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04
| abn11b
Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b
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To: abn11b
Dogs covered in Ketchup
fifty overseas factories
makes john a liar
41
posted on
10/19/2004 10:03:56 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
To: aft_lizard
'bout the size of it.
You nailed John Kerry with that.
Hats off to you, man.
42
posted on
10/19/2004 10:04:27 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
This is my birthright
I deserve all the power:
The cartel promised!
I know what I'll do--
I'll insert the old "L" word;
Christians don't like that.
I just don't get it!
Instead of staying away,
They're voting for Bush!
43
posted on
10/19/2004 10:10:53 PM PDT
by
Scothia
(If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.)
To: aft_lizard
nice one except only
six sylables in line two
maybe "they were all"?
44
posted on
10/19/2004 10:12:56 PM PDT
by
Hugin
To: Hugin
yeah I meant that darnnit. I was putting dashes between syllables to keep up and when I went back I must have deleted the all.
45
posted on
10/19/2004 10:16:21 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
To: abn11b
Kerry performed well,
Then "Mary's a lesbian"
Now he will lose bad.
To: Hugin
Never seen this here.
Haiku responses to posts.
Try it on all threads?
47
posted on
10/19/2004 10:26:17 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: Scothia
October surprise.
Lurch Excommunicated.
Game over, John Boy.
48
posted on
10/19/2004 10:30:06 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Accusing Mary
Hey, Mister Subliminal
Watch out for Breck Girl
49
posted on
10/19/2004 10:33:19 PM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
To: ladysnape
Silky Pony hair
He can spend all day on it
Next a manicure
50
posted on
10/19/2004 10:43:40 PM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
To: weegee
sure, why not try it
I don't suppose it could hurt
have a little fun
51
posted on
10/19/2004 10:46:26 PM PDT
by
Hugin
To: ladysnape
Silky pony boy.
Primping and preening all day.
Wasn't there for brains.
52
posted on
10/19/2004 10:52:57 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: Hugin
Count your syllables
Writing Haikus can be fun
Like playing Scrabble?
53
posted on
10/19/2004 10:54:57 PM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
To: abn11b
Pretty little pills.
One a day for mental health.
"No pain... lights... go... out..."
54
posted on
10/19/2004 10:57:38 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: weegee
His eyes have no lines
Stares in the mirror all day
Ready for close-up
55
posted on
10/19/2004 10:59:44 PM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
To: ladysnape
Sat in front of lights.
All day waiting to go on air.
"Can I go HO-O-O-OM-M-M-E NO-O-O-OW-W???"
56
posted on
10/19/2004 11:02:32 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: weegee
Ambulance chaser
And yet he's the Silky One
A heartbeat away...
57
posted on
10/19/2004 11:07:14 PM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
To: abn11b; martin_fierro; mikrofon
I approved this thread
Haikus pass the global test
Orient Express
To: weegee; ladysnape
I'm John Edwards and
I'm reporting for beauty!
Do you like my hair?
To: weegee
Gambling on your life?
Terrorists just a nuisance?
A victimless crime.
60
posted on
10/19/2004 11:20:01 PM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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