Kamala's Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter

U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that Kamala Harris's audiobook lets you pick which accent you want to hear for each chapter.

The innovative new format for the audiobook version of 107 Days will allow listeners to choose from among a wide range of accents used by the former vice president over the years, including "Black," "Very Black," "Hispanic," "Vaguely Indian," "Southern," "Jamaican," and "Klingon."

"This audiobook provides a fully customizable Kamala experience," said Simon & Schuster President and CEO Jonathan Karp. "Vice President Harris has such a unique way of altering her accent to fit her audience, and we wanted to be able to bring that same variable speech spectrum to the people who listen to the audiobook version of her memoir. Which Kamala do you want to hear for the chapter about her debate against Donald Trump? You get to decide."

One listener who received an advance copy of the audiobook said that the accent option added a whole new level of realism. "You can change the way she talks from one chapter to the next, just like in real life," the review said. "One chapter you can have her sounding like she's from the ‘hood, and the next chapter she sounds like a white suburban housewife. It's a lot of fun. There's even a Chinese option, which was unexpected, but you know she's got it up her sleeve for when she talks to a crowd of Chinamen."

At publishing time, Simon & Schuster announced that expansions of the 107 Days audiobook would be made available to account for whatever new accents Harris unveils in the future.

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3 posted on 09/26/2025 9:34:41 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)

4 posted on 09/26/2025 9:39:19 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)

They are playing clips on certain radio shows it is hysterical. Jimmy Kimmel should play clips

...including "Black," "Very Black," "Hispanic," "Vaguely Indian," "Southern," "Jamaican," and "Klingon."

Hillary does a great 'white trash and a passable 'black'... this is a great idea.

6 posted on 09/26/2025 10:21:07 AM PDT by GOPJ (Charlie Kirk worried democrats would murder his children. <P><I><B><big><center></B>)

7 posted on 09/26/2025 11:24:41 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I pray that the sleeping giant has finally awakened and been filled with a terrible resolve.)

8 posted on 09/26/2025 11:25:46 AM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)

9 posted on 09/26/2025 11:27:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)

10 posted on 09/26/2025 11:46:21 AM PDT by Fireone (1.Avoid crowds 2.Head on a swivel 3.Be prepared to protect & defend those around you 4.Avoid crowds)

Do the come with the aroma of Boon’s Farm Apple or Mad Dog 2020 wine.

My ex played in a celebrity golf tournament in the ‘80s and one of the celebrities in his foursome was Foster Brooks. IIRC, he told them he didn’t drink. IDK if he was taking the truth.

12 posted on 09/26/2025 1:27:04 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)

“”During his period of greatest fame, Brooks rarely drank.[12] Of giving up drinking to win a bet in 1964, Brooks said, “A fellow made me a $10 bet I couldn’t quit, and I haven’t had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.””

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