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Playing catchup tonight. :^)
Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!
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Yeawntu?
You have the handle perfect for multiple meanings. It's also effective.
I think jj drank all the beer on the way over here judging from the posts.
glock I think it is your turn for a beer run. I'll call the pizza guy.
You were about to say your room is cleaner than mine, then you checked yourself before you wrecked yourself I KNOW THIS THING.
Yes, my haram friend. Scourge is a very complex fellow. It is not all fiery sermons as a muezzin and riddling jahilliyah Sunnis with bullets outside of Karachi masjids. Scourge has feelings too.
(Sob.)
The obvious response would tick off Orthodox Freepers, so I won't.
Just think "Valley Girl" lingo and the unspoken name of the big Kahuna.
There, there. Have a hug. Here, I fixed the firing pin on your AK.
Like, you have a Latin tag-line too? That is like...so friggin' cool. Like, I'm spazzin' out here! I mean, like, this is almost as cool as that time that Sheila told Wade that she had a crush on him, but Wade was going out with Angela, who was all like: "Whatever ho!" Then, she took a...
ROTFLMAO!
Oh man, suddenly it's Nick Cage getting smacked around by the socie at the party and "A Million Miles Away" on the soundtrack.
I'm not as fluent in Valley Girl as I am in Redneck, so you'll have to 'splain that one.
Can't think of a come back for that one, can you?
Heh, heh, heh.
Thought so.
Dang it!
I hate it when that happens.
I'm off until Tuesday. Got some pig boston butt, some lamb, some ribs, hey... and the beer fridge on the deck is stocked! Hopefully, there will be some good racin goin on this weekend. Well, when I'm not obeying the Missus.
Sheesh, do women find the heaviest labor on the hottest days for a reason? Yes, dear, I'll move that tree this weekend. I promise.
</otherwise good husband getting suckered into ridiculous tasks on an otherwise perfect weekend for golf and fishing>
No one can defeat Lavrenti, Master of Information Most Useless.
hahahaha ! Thanks. I've added you. :^D
Hell, this title is as legitmate as "General Field Marshal Cinque of the SLA" and "John Kerry, decorated Vietnam veteran".
String, Thread and Rope decide to hit the town. It's Strings's birthday, and they are going to paint the town red. The three buddies walk into the bar, sit down, and start talking about what they want. The bartender walks up to the group and asks String, "Are you a String"? String replies, "Yes."
The bartender points to a sign behind the bar, "We don't serve strings", and tells him he has to leave as this bar doesn't serve Strings. Rope and Thread are supportive and tell String, "Let's go, we don't need this place, we'll go to the next bar."
So the three head off. They enter the next bar, sit down, and try to decide if they want beers or shots or both. Again, the bartender approaches, and asks String, "Are you a String", while pointing to the "We don't serve strings" sign behind the bar.
String and his buddies, Rope and Thread, are clearly upset. But, String quickly states, "yes, I'm a String, can I use your restroom, then we'll leave". Well, his buddies respected his choice and decided to wait for their friend. String finished using the restroom, came back, disguised, he tied himself into knots.
String sits down next to Rope and Thread, the bartender approaches again and asks, "Hey, aren't you that String?" and string replied, "I'm a frayed knot".
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