why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Monkey Face]

"Well, I'm not a great fan of whiskey, but I do like (Scots) whisky. ("Whisky" -- Gaelic "uisge beatha" -- pn: "OOshka Bay-ah" -- means "water of life": same meaning as "akvavit.") De gustibus non dispudanum est."

The only scotch I have EVER liked was Chivas Regal. It was WAY smooth. I always drank it "Chivas rocks" because I didn't like it diluted. It IS "akvavit". :-)

[sionnsar]

In the latter can I at least wear my fur-lined full-body Speedo?

[Darksheare]

Well, sometimes the least said the better stated.

[tiamat]

Is the blender like this?

That's a Class IV Phenomenon, you know...

You MIGHt want to get that checked....( or give it as a gift to someone you don't like!) :-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Easy to do, in the excitement of the moment. GWB will never be the Great Communicator (at least for verbal communications -- but he conveys honesty in a way that a more polished speaker cannot), but if he uses his second term wisely he could possibly even eclipse Reagan as a great President. I don't know if the Left recognizes this; it is evident that they hate (and I mean real, visceral hate) Bush far, far more than they ever did Reagan.

Your right, Bush can't speak, but he is honest - and this time around he is not worried about votes, he could make a lot of conservative reforms domestically, and Happygal, as you said history will judge Dubya well - history has judged Old Gipper well, Sionnsar I can't figure out this irrational hatred they have for Dubya - it makes no sense.

[Monkey Face]

"Um. I was quite the swimmer in my day, but I can't say which I would fear more: zero-gee pools (without SCUBA gear), or frozen pools (any gravity."

SO WAS I!!! I can still out-swim anyone I know -- :-)

[Tax-chick]

A shriek is worth a thousand words.

[Darkchylde]

Well, as long as I have SOMETHING to work with. He can
just think of anything from the misty alleyways of his mind, but
I need something to start from. I've written short stories, but
only after he fired up my imagination. This one is actually called
"Squeaky Hammer Death". Yes, it's meant to be thoroughly
obsurd. With a title change, it could become very serious, I
just haven't thought of anything to add to it.

... She finally realized he was quite a problem, a problem that wasn't
going away. Why did she marry him anyway? Ah, yes, the money...
of course. The poor boy, he had no idea what she had in store for him.
She was leering at him intently. His misguided response was a lazy, vacant
smile. Oh, how she hated... no loathed THAT smile. She watched him like
a hawk as he walked up the stairs to the bedroom. Now was her chance.
Quietly, stealthily she ascended the stairs after him. Peering in, she saw his
back turned to her..... perfect. He'd never see her coming. Slowly she
crept up behind him. He turned, unexpectedly, in time to see her lunge at
him. She obviously caught him off guard, for he fell to the bed with no
resistence. Raising the hammer she had bought just for him, she rapped him upside his head as hard as she possibly could. He gave one bloodcurdling
shriek, then fell into eternal silence. The new, filthy rich widow's problem
had been solved, or should I say extinguished.

[tiamat]

Girl, i like you well enough that I EVEN gave you the worm from the tequilla bottle!

I don't DO that for just everybody!

[Tax-chick]

I can't figure out this irrational hatred they have for Dubya - it makes no sense.

Me, either. I'd like to hold a dozen or so leftists at gunpoint and ask them, "Why?"

[A CA Guy]

Chicken Marsala - Topped with a Marsala Wine Sauce.
Served with Home Made Red Pepper Fettuccine

From here: http://www.clancyscrabbroiler.com/index.htm

[Fedora]

"*Evil laughter...echoing in the distance....*"

[Looks around:] Where'd that come from? :)

[A CA Guy]

For fat people or those recovering from nasty injuries to.

[Monkey Face]

"In the latter can I at least wear my fur-lined full-body Speedo?"

Please do! *she titters* And pray, don't advertise!

[Tax-chick]

"bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head
bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead"

[Tax-chick]

those recovering from nasty injuries to

Nasty injuries to WHAT?

[Darkchylde]

A resistentialistic blender. That one looks more likely to leap
from the counter at someone, spilling everything on the floor.

[Fedora]

Saruman's tearing down the trees! The Ents are gonna get mad. . .

[Fedora]

"Are you behaving?"

Am I ever? :)

[Fedora]

LOL! Excellent :)