why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[lavrenti]

Projecting your issues on me, (drops into Bob Grant voice) eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

[King Prout]

or... no: won't go there... family website and all.
you DID have to bring up cucumbers.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Or do what I do. Only type with 2 fingers :-)

I'm having a hard time typing, since I broke a nail yesterday. :(

[lavrenti]

Near Dark is my favorite film just for the inventive way Redneck vampire dealt with his prey.

Never mess with an undead Confederate calvaryman.

[timpad]

That's the thread will filled up.

I remember the announcement going out. What was the upper limit, something like 32,767 or such?

[King Prout]

the juvenile of the species... dewey eyed college girls

oh... AKA: frat-boy recepticles

[The Scourge of Yazid]

I agree.

I'd growl too.

But I have a deviated septum.

Believe me, it sounds weird.

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE DEMOCRAT!

-slogan on t-shirt/bumper sticker I saw advertised in National Review classifieds.

[KangarooJacqui]

I only drink malt liquor, fortified wine and moonshine.

I never knews I hed me a cuzzin in New Yawk City...

[NYC GOP Chick]

I forgot.

[Not A Snowbird]

Absolutely priceless. Must cut and paste and send to my mother.

[lavrenti]

I know the feeling, s'not the best thing to have.

[King Prout]

considering the context, did you really think that using the terms "projecting" and "issues" was wise?

[Not A Snowbird]

Whoops, sorry, haven't had my coffee yet.

[King Prout]

more importantly: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS BEER-GOGGLE

[NYC GOP Chick]

Not true!

[KangarooJacqui]

Just this morning, I saw a t-shirt/souvenir vendor around the block from me featuring one which read: Welcome to New York City. {picture of a gun} Now duck, {word that rhymes with brother trucker}

That kicks @$$! I want one...

[NYC GOP Chick]

Nah. I prefer Animal House these days. Men who can quote from that movie make me hot. ;)

[NYC GOP Chick]

Zotty? What dat?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Mike Ditka:

Oooooh. Little girly girl broke a nail? Well, SHAKE IT OFF YA BIG CRYBABY! This thread ain't for wussie crybabies. Take that mess over to Dave Wanstadt. DON'T MESS WITH DITKA HONEY!

[King Prout]

dass'kay, youse guyz ovah dere onna Left coast gots it soft: youse gets ta sleep three whole freakin hours longer den us honest joes ovah heah!