why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: LibWhacker; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...

ok, gotta sign off now - a boken demands my attention.

If I can post tomorrow, we shall dance and sing and drink and make fools of ourselves and each other.

signing off and crossing fingers.

21,901 posted on 09/17/2004 2:29:42 PM PDT by King Prout (civilization is a veneereal disease)

$10 a year is only my TV guide bill.

21,902 posted on 09/17/2004 2:29:52 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

I can't imagine anyone "donating" to your "cause."

Of course, from HERE, your problem is obvious.

21,903 posted on 09/17/2004 2:31:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? (Gallagher))

Take care! We will safe a spot for you!

21,904 posted on 09/17/2004 2:31:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? (Gallagher))

Godspeed and fair winds...

21,905 posted on 09/17/2004 2:31:50 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)

You mean you need a guide to navigate your TV???? GASP!!!

21,906 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? (Gallagher))

a boken demands my attention

You gotta come back tomorrow, I gotta know what a boken is.

21,907 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:10 PM PDT by bad company (What's the font kenneth?)

I have pleaded for you.

Not sure what credit I have with TPTB (not much I assume) but I throw it willingly into the balance.

21,908 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:20 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (There is no Chaos. Only very complicated Order. ("Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew"))

We will all be waiting for "GOOD" news!

21,909 posted on 09/17/2004 2:35:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? (Gallagher))

It's better to have a guide.

I have cable and HD.

21,910 posted on 09/17/2004 2:36:57 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

I gotta know if he's studying Iaido or Kendo.

21,911 posted on 09/17/2004 2:37:43 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)

A suburban hamlet of Hoboken I believe.

21,912 posted on 09/17/2004 2:37:57 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

Oooohhhhh!!!! May I kiss your hand?

21,913 posted on 09/17/2004 2:38:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? (Gallagher))

So before sedating your now wife, while dating her you clobbered her senseless over the head with THAT?

Your the man!

I thought it was tough while I was in Brooklyn, but I should have known better.

21,914 posted on 09/17/2004 2:39:29 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

My fingers will be crossed as well

21,915 posted on 09/17/2004 2:39:48 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather don't need no stinkin facts, he is a journalist and therefore above reproach.)

That's not a kiss, that's not his hand, and you just may wanna put that speculum down.

21,916 posted on 09/17/2004 2:40:17 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)

Your mom didn't have any objections...

21,917 posted on 09/17/2004 2:40:52 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)

What do you do for fun besides try to suck up to your betters?

21,918 posted on 09/17/2004 2:40:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? (Gallagher))

To: Dead Corpse; A CA Guy

I thought it was somehow related to a henway.

21,919 posted on 09/17/2004 2:41:41 PM PDT by bad company (What's the font kenneth?)

ANd now some more pirate songs!

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

21,920 posted on 09/17/2004 2:41:45 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (There is no Chaos. Only very complicated Order. ("Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew"))

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