Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025

News ^ | 01/29/02 | Unkinown

[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 025

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 27,017

[acnielsen guy]

Now gran did we not agree that spitting should only be done in the Grog and Grope where the low lives would appreciate it.

[grannie9]

"Slut" Get back to that Zither, you old Woodpecker.. Between Zithers and Zippers, you won't have time for arpeggios..

You know you're pushing your luck... The Oriental Dancer will make Mincemeat out of you two nights running.. Grip that Zither...

[grannie9]

Hmmmm... I wonder if they have any Plaster at the Grog and Grope? Spit..hit a half drunk low life with a bottle when he's checking his shoes.. and I have a Caster Badge..

What do ya think Kath? Fair?

[acnielsen guy]

...find my shoes too you cheapster

Did I not tell you the sad tale of my own shoes letting in the water yesterday, and the cobbler refusing to handle them. I must be shod first my dear before we waste money on wench gear.

[Kathleen]

Sounds like a plan, but isn't your precision spitting aim somewhat compromised by your current lack of teef?

[grannie9]

Come over here and I'll make a Plaster Caster of your holey shoes..and anything else needing a cast.. :-)

And at your age, I can almost guaran-damn-tee there's somethin.... ;)

[acnielsen guy]

That is a great idea girl - if you took a cast could you leave it on.

[grannie9]

It can make it difficult, yehh..but you know me...I just keep pluggin along and doing the best I can with what I have left.. or right..

[Kathleen]

Geez, you'd think the Captain would at least buy you some drawers before winter sets in. You might catch a cold. Or something. ;-)

[grannie9]

I assume you mean your foot feet?

[grannie9]

If he bought me drawers they would be to put his feet up on..while he picks his TEEF..

Hey girl.. how about you making a plaster caster of your teef and make me I new pair? Just make sure you leave one out in the front.. I want the kids to recognize me.. In photos and stuff, dontchano..

[acnielsen guy]

Don´t worry Kathy she can make it to my shoes if I stand close. I keep telling her to look up and aim high but she doesn´t seem to pay much attention.

[Mr. K]

Thanks for your help- someone was kind enough to post my favorite (of my twins) already.

[grannie9]

Sides....need that space in the front so I can spit good..

[Mr. K]

whoa...! Can I come to your house and play?

[acnielsen guy]

...but we want to see more or your beautiful children

[Kathleen]

I'd be happy to make you a set of teef, Gran. I'll leave a missing space in front so the kids still recognize you. How about we make the remaining front tooth gold, just to jazz things up a bit?

[Kathleen]

Gran still can't see so great these days AC, she still hasn't found her magnifying glass eye as far as I know...

[grannie9]

Just as long as you stay on certain levels.. Some of them are for Private use.. lol lol
It's a loooooong story.. ;)

[lodwick]

BillyBob's latest fashion statement

I love my BillyBob teef.