...find my shoes too you cheapster Did I not tell you the sad tale of my own shoes letting in the water yesterday, and the cobbler refusing to handle them. I must be shod first my dear before we waste money on wench gear.
Come over here and I'll make a Plaster Caster of your holey shoes..and anything else needing a cast.. :-)
And at your age, I can almost guaran-damn-tee there's somethin.... ;)