Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025

News ^ | 01/29/02 | Unkinown

[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 025

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 27,017

[lodwick]

;-) Morning AC. I've been having fun over at bigfatbaby.com, a site that Mo1 discovered - you're looking good, as usual. Poor Habs - no respect whatsoever.

[lodwick]

Yikes - you just trumped the Manogram. A snapping pisser. Goodness. ;-)

[lodwick]

Yep - the dome is kinda shakey today. With no boudoir call at nine pm, I was able to overserve myself until early today. Not perfect thinking.

[grannie9]

I figured that right..lol. You men are buggers when left alone..

[grannie9]

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"

[lodwick]

That's great - now come clean my keyboard. ;-)

[Darksheare]

No comment.
*Spyglass is now the right way around*

[grannie9]

Are you that sick and hung?

[grannie9]

LOL LOL.. Thank goodness I found something that straightens you out..

[Kathleen]

Oh my, Loddy. You must learn to pace yourself. ;-) Drink lots of coffee, have one of those cheeseburgers and Freep on.

[grannie9]

Here comes the wind and rain.. The trees will be shedding their clothes today.. Sort of me-like..;)

[Kathleen]

You hussy you. ;-) Be careful you don't catch a cold. Still raining here, so once it starts up there, expect it to hang around for awhile.

[lodwick]

Things are going fine here after a rather shakey start to the day - getting all the critters fed and beginning to think about sustenance for myself: fried bacon & egg sandwich, pork chops, roasty chicken sandwich...anything will do. ;-)

[grannie9]

Have it all.. Your stomach will thank you today... Soak up some of those devil juices.. ;)

[grannie9]

Too late..I think I already have a little cold. Man it's horrid out there.. They say it is snowing up north..

[grannie9]

Sa'matter Loddy.. You feel like this cat today?

[Kathleen]

Sounds like your timing is perfect for FL this year. :-) You keep your snow up there, okay? People don't know how to drive in the stuff down here, including me anymore...lol

[grannie9]

I think it might be a good idea to get out of here right soon. It's cooling down in Fl and is just about right for us Snow Birds..

Ahh.. just checked the weather in Fl. It was in the mid 90's last week.. and now it's into the low to mid 80's this week.. Things are looking up, because the temps are going down..

[grannie9]

Just got this joke in the mail from Kathleen.. ;)


Men Rule

A mild mannered man is tired of his wife bossing
him around, so he decides to go to a psychiatrist. The
doctor tells him to develop self-esteem. The doctor
gave him a booklet that he read on the way home.

When he walked through the door and his wife came
to greet him, he said, "From now on, I am the master of
this house and my word is law. When I come home from
work, I want my dinner on the table. Now, get upstairs
and lay my clothes on the bed as tonight I will be
going out with the boys. Then draw my bath. When I get
out of the tub, guess who is going to dress me and comb
my hair?"

"The undertaker." she says

[lodwick]

What a great kittie pic! Thanks. ;-)