[grannie9]

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"

[lodwick]

That's great - now come clean my keyboard. ;-)

[Darksheare]

No comment.
*Spyglass is now the right way around*