Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025

News ^ | 01/29/02 | Unkinown

[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 025

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 27,017

[grannie9]

Gran's Pic of the Day

[null and void]

Don't you ever sleep?

[grannie9]

Not much sleep last night Nully.. I partied late and got up too early. It's going to be a loooong day.. Oh my head.

I feel a little like Janet Reno..on one of her good days.. It could be worse..I could look like her too.. Thank goodness I'm short..

[null and void]

Thank goodness I'm short..

and don't shake...

[habs4ever]

When you run a bordello, gambling joint and vaudeville house, do you really expect to keep normal hours? I just hope that all your bribes are able to still keep the judge and sheriff off your case ;-)

[lodwick]

"I
believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to
our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

Great job with this post Gran - timely and true. Thanks a bunch. JL

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Monday October 7th 2002

Portsmouth Harbor: Portsmouth New Hampshire Units are feet
Monday 2002-10-07
Sunrise 6:46 AM EDT, Sunset 6:13 PM EDT
Moonrise 8:00 AM EDT, Moonset 7:12 PM EDT
High Tide: 12:08 AM EDT 9.64
Low Tide: 6:12 AM EDT -1.13
High Tide: 12:31 PM EDT 9.88
Low Tide: 6:41 PM EDT -1.49

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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner

MYSTERY SOLVED!!
THIS IS HOW BABIES ARE DELIVERED

Granny's Weird Links

[grannie9]

Gran's Pic of the Day

[habs4ever]

Is ACe's link proof why so many kids look like the mailman? ;-)How was your weekend in jail? better than last week? i hope you are making progress on those curtains...they ought to soften the steel bar look ;-)

[grannie9]

LOL.. Al always accused Sherri of belonging to the breadman. He called a few times a week;) Do you remember Cushman's Bakery?

I stayed out of jail this weekend, but did a little too much partying.. I will try to behave next weekend..

When are you leaving?

[habs4ever]

I go Sunday and should get into Luxembourg very late Sunday night, or early Monday morning.They have a castle called the Bock that has a dungeon just for you ;-)You can throw your enemies off the precipe to a very long drop into a gorge.

Never heard of Cushman's, but was Al thinking of buns in the oven????Gotta go and get my locks clipped.I'm trying a new blue rinse today ;-)Ciao!

[lodwick]

FATHER O'MALLEY in WASHINGTON

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"

This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.



412 posted on 10/7/02 12:48 PM Central by Grampa Dave

[acnielsen guy]

Betanzos



I will show you the pig supporting the cross on the next pic.

[acnielsen guy]

Betanzos



Andrade loved to hunt and the sign of the boar is everywhere in his domain

[Destructor]

I don't know, but that explains how all these damned Hobbit threads got in!

[grannie9]

I like the Pig AC... Great pics.. Hope you post more tomorrow..

I just read that Fotki is supposed to be up and running by noon tomorrow.. Hope so.. This could get ugly if not.. ;)

[lodwick]

This fotki thing has been brutal today - thanks for trying guys - it's appreciated here.

Gran, if you have time, go post something to Wings and the Judge that will shake some $$$$$$$$ loose, so I can donate more and get our stupid tag line back into operation.

[grannie9]

Hi Loddy.. I did post early this morning that I would love the tag lines back. I will have to post it again I guess.. smoooch

[lodwick]

G*d - and post again you did! Where ever did you find that horrid clothespin guy? Superb job there. Thank you. ;-)