[habs4ever]

I go Sunday and should get into Luxembourg very late Sunday night, or early Monday morning.They have a castle called the Bock that has a dungeon just for you ;-)You can throw your enemies off the precipe to a very long drop into a gorge.

Never heard of Cushman's, but was Al thinking of buns in the oven????Gotta go and get my locks clipped.I'm trying a new blue rinse today ;-)Ciao!

[lodwick]

FATHER O'MALLEY in WASHINGTON

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"

This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.



412 posted on 10/7/02 12:48 PM Central by Grampa Dave