Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 012

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 012

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[palo verde]

hi oki
from your mouth to God's ear
you turned out to be right
she was willin' to turn around and come home

I only got as far as my front yard with Lulu
I got out all the mail from mailbox from past week
whew! nothin' traumatic in there
then we went across street to greet guy who moved in yesterday
Heidi and Tom and their 3 kids were livin' in that house when we moved into this one 10 years ago
Tom moved out several years back, got girlfriend and motorcycle
Tia had baby, is now living with baby's father in apt somewhere in tucson
Theresa just graduated highschool last week
Chris was 4 when we moved here, he is tall teenage basketball playing teenager now
Heidi took Theresa and Chris and moved back to South Dakota yesterday
nice guy named Joe moved in today
he bought her house and has plans to plant in frontyard and backyard
but says he has to wait till September, it is too hot to plant now
Joe has beloved kittycat, so I told him about our cat family
I thought maybe he'd want to adopt one of the little kittens
but Joe's reponse was have Humane Society capture parents and put them to sleep (frown sign here)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

rofl loddy it is interestin'
because she left nyc and owns her own home now her ideas have changed
now she wants government off her back
NYC has way too big populaton to enforce most laws
so citizens have huge freedom
(it's like being in school when substitute teacher shows up
no one obeys anything)
Helen and I were both shocked at suddenly having to toe the line when we left nyc
that is what turned us against most of the laws which take away our freedom
I bet Helen will be libertarian in 4 years
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I used to like the desert heat; now I like comfort!

same here

[habs4ever]

Helen will have to change her name then!! Can she cope with that? From LW to fully aligned, or in balance, or flying right??

[palo verde]

rofl
those are cute names
(of course she doesn't call herself left-wing helen, that is my name for her
her screenname is haikuhelen)

[palo verde]

Lulu will want to head for home fast (to see the kitties, too)

fofl
you are not the great detective oki for nothin'
Lulu wanted to head for home fast to see those kitties
bad Lulu!

[acnielsen guy]

Lightning shatters Trinity College cross (lesbian college)

[habs4ever]

It may also help Helen that she doesn't get the NY Times everyday and be forced to read that.I know several NY'ers that can't decide what they think or know unless the Times decides for them ;-)They also think this makes them smarter and more sophisticated than anyone else too!!LOL

[habs4ever]

An omen? a lucky strike? The Wrath of God??

[HairOfTheDog]

Got a few jokes in my email you guys might like on a Saturday!

~~~ A Polish terrorist, Stanley Bin Ladinsky, hijacked a Goodyear blimp. So far he has bounced off of five buildings.

~~~ In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.

~~~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

~~~ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

~~~ There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

~~~ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?

~~~ Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

~~~ You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hang around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

[lodwick]

All the above? ;-)

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

Jeffrey Price Barber, 44, of Richburg, S.C., thought it would be a funny gag to pull on his wife: he smeared ketchup all over himself, grabbed his .22-caliber rifle, fired a shot, and lay down on the floor. When his wife heard the shot she came running, saw him "dead" on the floor and called 911.

Responding deputies weren't in a laughing mood. They found Barber had a police record and charged him as a felon in possession of a firearm -- a felony. He pleaded guilty and has been sentenced to 15 years to life in prison.
(Charlotte Observer)

...So Jeff, was it worth it?

[acnielsen guy]

Loddy love your "chicken." We should have that as our logo.

[lodwick]

;-) Go for it - freeper Billie has some of the coolest animations around, plus she likes to share her stuff.

[acnielsen guy]

We need a poacher with a gun - lol

[lodwick]

This is too good a story not to share.

Do I dare ask what the pidgeon incident was????

It was way back in 1984. I was on my first "West-pac" on the USS Enterprise. The ship pulled into Pearl Harbor, and myself and several shipmates pooled our money and got us a room at the Outrigger Hotel in Waikiki. I was standing out on the balcony eating doritos while my shipmates were out on a beer run.

A pigeon landed on the balcony rail, so I tossed a dorito on the deck for it. Instantly I was knee deep in pigeons. I backed into the room and some of the pigeons followed. Then I got an idea. I tossed a handfull of doritos on the deck and a lot of pigeons came into the room after them. I backed out of the room and into the hall, tossing doritos. The pigeons followed. I continued down the hall to the elevator. The pigeons followed. I pushed the elevator call button, and when the door opened, I tossed in a hand full of doritos. The pigeons went into the elevator. I reach in and pushed the lobby button, and the pigeons went down to the lobby, I went back to my room.

A few minutes later my shipmates returned with the beer, laughing their tails off. It seems they were in the lobby waiting for the elevator, with a bunch of tourists. When the door opened, a flock of pigeons flew out. People were running around screaming. When I told them what I had done they laughed harder. When we checked out there were still pigeons in the lobby rafters.

A few months later, on our way back to the US, the Enterprise stopped again in Pearl Harbor. My shipmates and I again went to the Outrigger Hotel. We were told we were not welcome there, or at any other Outrigger Hotel in Hawaii. How they found out it was me, I don't know.

168 posted on 6/1/02 1:38 PM Central by aomagrat

[lodwick]

Nice!

[lodwick]

Now that you've had your fun, go deal with the shrimp. Now.

[acnielsen guy]

Great story Loddy.....With a CV like that you should be appointed
President for life of the Dregs and Flakes.

Palo will arrange it. J