Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 012

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 012

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[palo verde]

I think it is satire of leftists
I'm into cartooning, I found it funny
it has so much energy
I used to be a leftist, I don't think they have a sense of humor (not about politics anyway)
for them it is religion

[palo verde]

you're here early
what happened, did someone kick you out of bed

[lodwick]

Oxana does Maidenform

[habs4ever]

I like Oxana ;-)She's pretty, but becomes stunning when she has her make-up done professionally.She also has nice legs, but lacks a bit up top.Bettr than the normal babushkas we've been used to seeing ;-)

[habs4ever]

I was eating crackers ;-)It's that time of year when the neighbours like to fire up their lawnmowers at 8am :(...then the local Harley bike club likes to get a head start on the weekend riding.

[habs4ever]

Hiya Oki :-)You up watering the cactus again, shooting some quail for breakfast as well?

[palo verde]

hi oki
the love affair in our home now is between Bill and Happy
two years ago today he went to Pound and saw distressed emaciated stray at end of his rope
Happy had given up hope
he never had a home or anyone to love him
now he is his daddy's ''little knadela'' (fluffy matzoh ball)
his joy and happiness bring light to all our eyes
(even if he is an oddball who has to have his saturday afternoon opera and sunday afternoon reggae concert)
(Happy is music lover)
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

Golfing Accident

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks......just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging him. "Now, doesn't that feel better?" she asks. "Well...uh.....yes.... that's really pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

[okimhere]

Thanks to your coffee and explanation of leftists, I get it now. I should wait until I fully wake up before I tackle such problem-solving geniuses. ^'5 (I saw somewhere on this forum that's the sign for a high 5. I like the smileys clinking beer steins but it's REALLY too early in the morning for that - haha.)

Our raging fire was evidently started accidentally by firemen doing a controlled burn on a windy day. And how is YOUR sky this morning?

[okimhere]

Morning, glory. I shoot AT them little suckers but ah ain't got one yet. Oven's ready but nothin' cookin' yet.

Maybe you should join the bikers since you're up anyway........

[palo verde]

hi oki
by a miracle we have blue sky today
it's not the deep blue you and I love
but that may be cause some bona fide clouds moved in
(the humidity will make our heat hotter today when heat hits hard)
I don't see smoke now
I pray your mountain too is safe from fire
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

it is insane for firemen to be startin' controlled fires while this drought makes everything like a tinderbox ready to go up in flame
I wonder what will happen when we get our monsoon lightning

[palo verde]

rofl your golfing joke is funny

[lodwick]

[palo verde]

thanks for pretty pic loddy
my friend left-wing helen recently moved to Maui
(from the Bronx!)
so I've become curious bout Hawaii
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

From what I read, Helen should be in leftist/statist paradise.

[lodwick]

It surely is beautiful, however.

[palo verde]

time to face takin' Lulu out
it is hot already out there
yesterday her ''walk'' was goin' to doctor for shot
she deserves something a lil sweeter today
bb in a lil

oki how do u dress in this heat
I can't wear the skimpy thing I have on in public
maybe I'll treat it as slip
and throw sundress on over it

[okimhere]

Maybe with the heat, you'll be lucky and Lulu will want to head for home fast (to see the kitties, too).

Actually, I'm in airconditioning most of the time - house, car, mall. I used to like the desert heat; now I like comfort!

[palo verde]

hi loddy
Baja has won my heart
but your pics of Hawaii
are just what the doc ordered on this hot desert mornin'
thanks
Love, Palo