Jeffrey Price Barber, 44, of Richburg, S.C., thought it would be a funny gag to pull on his wife: he smeared ketchup all over himself, grabbed his .22-caliber rifle, fired a shot, and lay down on the floor. When his wife heard the shot she came running, saw him "dead" on the floor and called 911.
Responding deputies weren't in a laughing mood. They found Barber had a police record and charged him as a felon in possession of a firearm -- a felony. He pleaded guilty and has been sentenced to 15 years to life in prison.
(Charlotte Observer)
...So Jeff, was it worth it?
Loddy love your "chicken." We should have that as our logo.