9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men

The Bee ^ | Jul 22, 2026 | The Bee

[dayglored]

There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

1. Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.

2. Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

3. Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.

4. Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

5. Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

6. Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

7. Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.

8. Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

9. Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.

No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women

[BenLurkin]

You ask if I love you
Well, what can I say?
You know that I do
And that this is just
One of those games that we play

So, I’ll sing you a new song
Please don’t cry anymore
I’ll even ask your forgiveness
Though I don’t know
Just what I’m asking it for

[T.B. Yoits]

Trauma dumping

[T.B. Yoits]

Starting fights

[T.B. Yoits]

Following astrology

[T.B. Yoits]

Using looks for attention

[sit-rep]

18 years...

When we were newly weds expecting our first child, I walked in the door from work and the wife is fumbling around trying to put the crip together... I grabbed a beer and sat down on the living room floor to help her and just as a total joke I suggested she needed to be smarter than the crib...(Something my dad told me 1000 times as a kid AS A JOKE!!). well all hell broke loose!! I think I slept on the couch that night...

18 years later, during divorce proceedings, in court, I was fumbling around with my paper work and the comment came from the other side... “You have to be smarter than the papers!” lmao...

I busted out laughing and said “Sharon! Youre still hanging on to that from 18 years ago!! (Mind you both attorneys and referee are sitting their with open mouths...) She said “Yes!!” that made me laugh even harder!!

[sit-rep]

crib*

[MikelTackNailer]

Yoits got a few good ones in. Woman are also great for:

always voting for security over freedom, and

preaching forgiveness while holding grudges forever.

[pburiak]

He’s not wrong on what he is posting

[dayglored]

> Okay, let’s kick this one into high gear.... :-)

My sincere apologies for my pings to what unfortunately turned into a misogynist troll/rant on the part of one maniacal FReeper T.B. Yoits. I hit Abuse on the thread and asked the Mods to pull the whole thing. We'll see if they do.

So much for a bit of light humor. sigh

[dayglored]

> He’s not wrong on what he is posting

In that case he can post his own damn vanity thread with his anti-women rants.

This was supposed to be a humor thread. You know, funny, ha-ha, Babylon Bee satire.

He turned it into a pile of shit, and not even good shit. So hopefully, the Mods will pull it.

[antceecee]

I hope it is pulled.

[ansel12]

T.B. Yoits is always a little mental, but it looks like he is having some sort of episode right now.

[muir_redwoods]

Relationship archeology, i.e. digging up $hit from decades ago.

[Jamestown1630]

I think he’s a drunk.

[Jamestown1630]

Actually, I prefer things like this remain so everyone can see the real assholes for what they are.

[Karliner]

Asking weaponized questions, “Does this make my ass look too big? How do you like the meatloaf?

[dayglored]

> Actually, I prefer things like this remain so everyone can see the real assholes for what they are.

That's a good point. If the Mods don't pull it, perhaps that is why, although it's sort of an embarrassment to the site to have such unhinged nastiness on a family site that espouses civility.

Benefit of the doubt: Maybe the fellow just went through a painful breakup or divorce and is using FreeRepublic to vent. Or as someone else posted, maybe he's just drunk. :-)

[dayglored]

Actually it was you that posted about him being drunk. Oops! LOL

[TTFX]

You should have typed your list all in one post!