9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men

The Bee ^ | Jul 22, 2026 | The Bee

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There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

1. Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.

2. Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

3. Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.

4. Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

5. Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

6. Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

7. Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.

8. Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

9. Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.

No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women

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Intuition. No question of that one

If women's intuition was a real thing, there wouldn't be so many single mothers.

The same women who claim to have a 6th sense about men later turn around and claim men manipulated them.

Woman's intuition is so well tuned that they can spot all creeps except the handsome ones.

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You need to get a life.

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Lowering their value.

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Bitching, whining, and complaining!

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Dating up

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Fishing for compliments

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Unless the spouse is Al Bundy.

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Gaslighting

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Women have the ability to make throw pillows breed like rabbits.

I’m surprised this wasn’t mentioned.

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Sadly, I’ve asked the Mods to pull the whole thread. It’s unreadable due to his comments. We’ll see what they do.

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Passive Aggressiveness

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Guilt tripping

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Chasing drama

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Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

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Generalize this as more of a work avoidance strategy rather than “get help”. Won’t put down a toilet seat when they can force a man to do it. Won’t take out the trash when they can force a man to do it. Rinse and repeat.

Besides that, asking for directions is also a responsibility avoidance strategy. If she continues to be lost, it’s no longer her fault. It’s the fault of the pimple faced teenager at the gas station who gave her faulty directions.

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SIGN language

Shame, Insult, Guilt, Need to be right (hat tip to Kevin Samuels)

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Playing the victim

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Bringing baggage

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Collecting cats

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Invisibility, as in becoming invisible to the men they want

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Being offended