[SJackson]

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[BipolarBob]

I generally choke them to death with heel dust.

[Responsibility2nd]

A jogger once encountered a huge ferocious bear. He got down on his knees and began to pray.

“Dear Lord. Please let this bear be a Christian Bear and not eat me alive.”

To his utter amazement, the bear got down on his knees and also began to pray. He jogger was so relieved. The bear WAS a Christian Then he heard the bear pray...

“Dear Lord. Thank Thee for this meal....

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

He must have been smarter than the average bear.

[Flick Lives]

The bear almost seemed half-asleep. Wonder if it recently got out of hibernation, i which case it is likely hungry. Probably followed the guy hoping he would throw it some food.

[HighSierra5]

This crap is going to get a lot of people killed.

[blueunicorn6]

He tried to reason with a bear?

What if the bear wasn’t on the debate team at his school?

[blueunicorn6]

Here’s the poor bear trying to do his business in the woods when some hipster runs by listening to Rod Stewart.

I’d give the bear some ketchup.

[dragnet2]

Bears eat a hives of honey while getting stung by hundreds of bees, but this guy had a can of bear spray for defense....lol

[Perseverando]

It was a black bear.

Black bears' lives matter!

[EvilCapitalist]

At least it was only a bear, and not a sea bear.

[GreenHornet]

Evan Matthews said he often sees bears on his runs, but none had dared to come so close.

Here's a thought: You might want to find someplace else to run.

[John S Mosby]

One does not reason or speak with a wild bear that is attacking. Experts will tell people also what else to do- and it does not include trying to outrun a bear unless a certain distance is closer to a tree one can climb faster (good luck with that).

Always refer back to that lunatic in Alaska who thought the grizzlies took him as one of their own, and managed to get himself and his new Nurse Practitioner girlfriend ripped to pieces and.... eaten. The video cam he had recorded the entire episode and is... horrific, her and his screams.

The scene from “The Revenant” comes to mind, and is fairly accurate- the bear keeps coming back for more attack (this case it was a mama bear protecting 3 cubs, truly a deadly scenario).

[UnwashedPeasant]

Then the bear said, “Of course I ate him. I’m a bear.”

[Hot Tabasco]

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Nah, aint gonna do it

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’m NOT your food...”And don’t call me,’Shirley!’”

Lucky guy!

[DAC21]

Meh, Dork deserved to be eaten.

[Squantos]

So it was a black bear ?