A jogger once encountered a huge ferocious bear. He got down on his knees and began to pray.
“Dear Lord. Please let this bear be a Christian Bear and not eat me alive.”
To his utter amazement, the bear got down on his knees and also began to pray. He jogger was so relieved. The bear WAS a Christian Then he heard the bear pray...
“Dear Lord. Thank Thee for this meal....
A grizzly bear was walking through the forest one day and he came across a rabbit taking a crap.
The bear stopped and asked the rabbit: Mr rabbit, does that $#!+ stick to your fur?
The rabbit answered back, “why no, it doesn’t”
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it...