I Believe In UFO's.

JAG 5000

[JAG 5000]

This piece below is 100% fun lunacy.

If you are not in the mood to read an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . .

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"There is good solid evidence for the reality of UFO's", say some people.

My reply to them is this:

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I believe in UFO's.

Just yesterday my wife and I were out in the back yard when an Unidentified Flying Object

landed on our patio table as we were relaxing sipping tea.

Good Lands! I exclaimed, what can that be?

My wife immediately recognized it as a UFO.

I noticed that it was about 10 inches long and about 5 inches wide.

It made a humming sound as it landed.

The humming sound continued for about 3 minutes and then began to slowly die down.

We didn't know what to think about that, so we just sat there flabbergasted and bewildered staring at the UFO.

Suddenly we saw the door in the side of the UFO open, and out stepped 3 little orange colored men about 2 inches tall.

One of them said Hello JAG, how are you?

I'm doing just fine. I replied, and I hope you are doing well yourself.

Listen I said, is that a spaceship you all just landed on my patio table?

Yes it is, said one of the little orange men.

Then they introduced themselves.

The one who first spoke to me said he was the leader and that his name was Qzxzzxzzxzqqqxq, but I could just call him

Bob, because that would make things much less complicated.

The other two introduced themselves as Henry and Tom.

Okay I said, and by the way, where are you all from?

We're from the Andromeda Galaxy some 2.5 million light years from Earth, said Bob.

Well I said, that's interesting Bob. What planet are you from?

Sorry, replied Bob, but we can't tell you that, its classified.

Okay Bob I said, can you tell me why you all have landed your spaceship on my patio table?

We were sent to Earth just to see you JAG, said Henry.

Good lands! I replied, why me? Why would you travel all that distance just to see me?

We came to tell you that Donald Trump is not really an Earthling.

What? I exclaimed, you mean he's not one of us?

That's right, said Henry.

Donald Trump is from another planet and he was sent here to Earth to prepare you Earthlings

for more and more friendly visits from we visitors from Outer Space.

Really? I exclaimed, You mean they're coming here to be our friends? To help us?

Yes indeed, replied Bob. There is a lot we know that can help you Earthlings, a whole lot.

Can you give me an example, I asked.

Sure I can, replied Bob. You JAG are a Republican , and we can tell you that we know for an

absolute fact, that Republicanism is the absolute truth.

I always knew it was, I replied, but it makes my heart glad to hear it from you good folks out there in the Andromeda Galaxy.

What else can you tell me that will cheer my heart, I asked.

We can tell you JAG, that you are a solid gold human being, and we have great hopes for you.

Thank you very much I replied, and may the Force be with you.

Thanks JAG, and may the Force be with you too, and the wifey as well.

My wife smiled at hearing that, and said, "Thanks guys, much appreciated."

Well, said Bob, we have to be getting on back home. It was nice chatting with you JAG, and we'll be in touch.

Sounds good to me, you all take care now.

Goodbye JAG.

So long fellows, I said.

Then Bob, and Tom, and Henry returned to their spaceship and took off into the blue yonder.

The End.

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LOL

Scot Me Up Beamy.

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[JAG 5000]

“The one that landed in my backyard came tromping down the ramp with a clip board.

He stopped at the bottom, looked at me and then his clip board,

“Arthur Dent?.....Arther PHILLIP Dent?”

I said:”No.”

He said “#@!###@!”

He turned around and tromped back up the ramp and took off.

The only reason I remember it was because he crushed my peonie bushes.”___Eastern Shore.

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I love it.
Cool story.

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[JAG 5000]

“Oh boy....sounds like another multi-thousand post thread has just given birth.....like the “toilet licker covid” post/thread.”___Mdmathis6

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* LOL

* I hope so

* Insanity can be fun.

* “You may be right.
I may be crazy,
but it just might be a lunatic
you’re looking for.”___Billy Joel {saon}

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[Oatka]

[JAG 5000]

“So what’s the punch line?
A joke has a punch line. This story is not identified as a joke but as “100% fun lunacy” and “an absurd pointless piece”

So...I don’t know.”___Yesthatjallen

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* Now that makes me happy.

* You actually read the story.

* You actually saw the opening two lines.

* Many thanks. Nothing beats clarity -— as in
“100% fun lunacy” and “an absurd pointless piece”

* That’s ‘bout as plain and clear as plain and clear can be, me thinks.

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[Georgia Girl 2]

Hey Mr. GG2 is serious. I'm not Kidding. 😆

[JAG 5000]

“I’m not saying “believe” anything here, but I am saying I was present back in 1975 when an “unexplained” incident occured in Montana. I was a computer maintenance man on the NORAD Sage Air Defense Computer, stationed at the 24th NORAD Region, Malmstrom AFB, MT. I was on duty and on the Senior Director’s Dias the evening/ morning that an event occured that eventually was featured on the Robert Stack show “Unsolved Mysteries”. I did see the objects, whatever they were, on the SAGE system’s display. Here is a clipping from sometime in the 80’s from the Great Falls news paper .”___Jaguar XKE

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* Actually there are some serious people
that have reported UFO sightings. This
cannot be denied. What conclusions can
be drawn from this, is unknown to me.

JAG

[newfreep]

Here in Dayton, Ohio's Wright-Patterson AFB in Hangar 18, we received the dead alien bodies from the Roswell crash.

WPAFB was also the home to "Project Blue Book".

[JAG 5000]

“I have an opposite take on it. Scratch the term, “believe in.” That applies to things that are unseen. The correct question is, do you believe they exist? The answer, of course, is YES. People see objects in the sky that are “flying.” If you can’t identify what they are, the are unidentified flying objects. To deny them would be insanity.

Whether or not they come from another planet, that’s a whole other question.”___Lee’s Ghost

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* Now THAT makes GOOD SENSE to me.

* THAT is solid.

* Sign me up for that.

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[Jamestown1630]

I agree with that. Odd things in the sky that people find unexplained are not ‘all one thing’.

[JAG 5000]

“In the General/Chat forum, on a thread titled I Believe In UFO’s. , Crusher138 wrote:
I don’t know what they are, but there are strange things flying around.

Around 1974 or so my father and I witnessed a UFO. It was about 100 yards ahead of us, crossed from our right to our left, about 50 feet up. The object was very bright. We were east of it, it was dusk, and it wasn’t flying all that fast at first. As it approached a busy road it swooped up to the south and flew out of sight in a matter of seconds.

I don’t have the faintest idea what it was. It was solid, it was quiet, it looked like a slightly flattened sphere. There were no fins or wings. It accelerated faster than anything I have ever seen before or since.”___Crusher138

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* Interesting.

* I know that MANY people have “seen stuff”
that cannot be explained.

* I do not doubt for a minute that you saw
what you said you saw.

* Thanks for sharing that.

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[JAG 5000]

“Just for humor JAG. Use “MMTU” when responding
if you wish. A lot do. :)”___MMTU

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* Cool. Will do.

* I have seen the writing on the wall.

* In another vein, King Nebuchadnezzar is
one of my Biblical hero’s.

*He was driven insane.

*I have always been able to empathize
with King Nebby on that point. LOL

* But I have never let my nails and hair
get in the condition that King Nebby
allowed. His grooming was not all that
good there for awhile.

* But it all ended up good.

* All is well that ends well.

* By the way, I believe King Nebby was
a “Christian” ie, a true believer. You?

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[Go_Raiders]

He’ll be back. You are somewhere on his list too you know.

[JAG 5000]

* Many thanks.

* I love cartoons.

* Have you ever seen a UFO?

* They say there is no Santa Claus.
But every Christmas I see him in stores.
Can you explain this mystery?

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[JAG 5000]

“Here in Dayton, Ohio’s Wright-Patterson AFB in Hangar 18, we received the dead alien bodies from the Roswell crash.
WPAFB was also the home to “Project Blue Book””___Newfreep

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*Ohooooo

* THAT is serious.

* THAT settles it then. /Big Grin

* “Received the dead alien bodies from the
Roswell crash.”
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* Photographs?

Nah, I don’t need ‘em.

I have Faith :-)

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Best.

Scot me up Beamy.

JAG

[JAG 5000]

“Hey Mr. GG2 is serious. I’m not
Kidding. ___Georgia Girl 2

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* Okay.

* Cool siggy, you got there Georgia Girl 2
“(The only purpose of a pistol is to
fight your way back to the rifle you
should never have dropped)”___Georgia Girl 2

* “Never bring a knife to a gunfight.”___Unk

JAG

Scot me up beamy.

[newfreep]

I guess I should’ve added a “s” tag...

[JAG 5000]

“Hey relax Mr.GG2 thinks JFK jr is still alive and will be brought forward at the GOP convention to replace Pence as Vice President for 2020.___Georgia Girl 2

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I got it.
I originally missed the “jr” it was so small
I didn’t see it.

JAG

[JAG 5000]

“I guess I should’ve added a “s” tag.”__Newfreep

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You lost me.
I’m having a “dense monent.”
You’ll have to explain.

JAG

[Jamestown1630]

This one in my own ‘home town’ has always been interesting:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952_Washington,_D.C._UFO_incident

And the Phoenix Lights are quite a peculiar story.

[Jamestown1630]

Ooops. You beat me.