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Analysis of caveman’s poo reveals he ate an entire RATTLESNAKE
www.dailystar.co.uk ^ | Published 24th April 2019 | By Michael Moran

Posted on 04/24/2019 12:28:45 PM PDT by Red Badger

ARCHAEOLOGISTS were stunned to find a 1,500-year-old fossilised human poo contained an entire snake.

The snake, almost certainly a type of rattlesnake, was swallowed without any kind of cooking or preparation – sugggesting that it was seated as part of a religious ritual or possibly for a bet.

Which is why we specified cave-MAN. Swallowing venomous animals for a laugh is very much a bloke’s thing.

A team led by archaeologist Elanor Sonderman from Texas A&M University re-examined a collection of coprolites – partly-fossilized turds – that had been collected from Conejo Shelter site in the Lower Pecos Canyonlands of southwest Texas.

One of the samples stood out because it contained not only an entire rodent that had been swallowed without cooking or even skinning, but also a complete rattlesnake including its fangs.

The sample dates from approximately 1,500 years ago.

The archaeologists’ research paper says: “Zooarchaeological analysis found the remains of a small rodent, evidently eaten whole, with no indication of preparation or cooking.

“Notably, the bones, scales and a fang of a snake in the Viperidae family were also recovered from the coprolite, which is the first direct archaeological evidence of venomous snake consumption known to the researchers. “

The paper is headed “Potential ritualistic viperous snake consumption”

The samples would have been left by a group of hunter-gatherers known as Ancestral Puebloans. They were an ancient Native American culture that lived in parts of what is now Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado.

They thrived in Southwestern America for about 4 or 5 thousand years before being gradually supplanted by Navajo tribes.

US tech site Gizmodo asked Professor Sonderman whether it was possible that the snake remains found into the prehistoric poo by chance, rather than being eaten but she told them this was highly unlikely: “The indigestible materials include some fibrous portions of plants, fur, bones, and the like.” She told them.

“The indigestible materials in the coprolite were coated in fecal matter.

“Based on the archaeological context it is possible that large portions of plant materials might have adhered to the coprolite soon after deposition but these exterior materials were removed from the coprolite before analysis.”

Bottom line: “The fang was inside the coprolite. Not hanging around on it.”


TOPICS: Education; Food; Health/Medicine; History
KEYWORDS: ancientautopsies; dietandcuisine; ggg; godsgravesglyphs; poop; puebloans
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1 posted on 04/24/2019 12:28:45 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: SunkenCiv

PinGGG!.................


2 posted on 04/24/2019 12:29:11 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

I hear they wash down pretty good with tequila . . .


3 posted on 04/24/2019 12:30:17 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys all aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Red Badger

After dinner his wife told him “You are what you eat”


4 posted on 04/24/2019 12:30:21 PM PDT by gubamyster
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To: Red Badger

” that had been collected from Conejo Shelter site in the Lower Pecos Canyonlands of southwest Texas.”

Early Texans were men. That’s how they rolled..


5 posted on 04/24/2019 12:30:47 PM PDT by max americana (Fired libtards at our company for the past 12 yrs at every election. I hope all liberals die.)
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To: Red Badger

Bear Grylls has nothing on this guy.


6 posted on 04/24/2019 12:31:09 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Red Badger

The sample dates from approximately 1,500 years ago.

I would argue that 500 AD is not “cave man” time frame. This would be more “native American”.


7 posted on 04/24/2019 12:33:24 PM PDT by taxcontrol (Stupid should hurt - dad's wisdom)
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To: Red Badger

What kind of wine do you serve with rattlesnake?


8 posted on 04/24/2019 12:34:43 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Red Badger

Special Forces caveman ?


9 posted on 04/24/2019 12:35:02 PM PDT by Timocrat (Ingnorantia non excusat)
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To: Red Badger

Hold my club and watch this...


10 posted on 04/24/2019 12:36:18 PM PDT by 2banana (Were you)
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To: Red Badger

why is it every time archaeologists find something stupid done by ancient people it has to be ritual?

Don’t they ever look at the people around today and the stupid crap so many of them do?

Maybe Florida Man originated in that area and just migrated.


11 posted on 04/24/2019 12:36:20 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: Red Badger

“Hi Bob! How’s your daughter Eleanor doing?”

“She has a job looking at turds.”

“Oh. Great. See you around.”


12 posted on 04/24/2019 12:37:24 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Grimmy

Simple....Cuz if they put “ritual” on the request for a GRANT, it works every time.


13 posted on 04/24/2019 12:38:37 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Red Badger

It’s like eating crunchy string cheese.


14 posted on 04/24/2019 12:39:20 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Grimmy

I’ve said that for years. Why is everything they dig up always connected to some religious thing?...................


15 posted on 04/24/2019 12:39:35 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: blueunicorn6

A muscatel.....................


16 posted on 04/24/2019 12:40:17 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: blueunicorn6

And tastes like chicken :)


17 posted on 04/24/2019 12:41:15 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: Red Badger
Is this evidence that the Ancestral Puebloans had beer?

Sounds like something that would have been done after saying, "Hold my beer."

18 posted on 04/24/2019 12:41:34 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Red Badger

likely killed the poor SOB


19 posted on 04/24/2019 12:43:15 PM PDT by drypowder
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To: Red Badger

Swallowed tail first, I presume. . . . yuck!!!!


20 posted on 04/24/2019 12:43:41 PM PDT by RatRipper
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