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Cat Gets Homemade Enema..And Other Uses For Turkey Basters
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Posted on 10/22/2010 9:38:48 AM PDT by Kensy1

Inexplicably the vet was too busy to see her that day. The vet tech, quickly determining the best way to resolve the matter took over the conversation. “Do you have a turkey baster?"

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; dogs; funny; kittyping; napl; pets
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1 posted on 10/22/2010 9:38:51 AM PDT by Kensy1
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To: Kensy1

Having worked at a vets, the last thing I would want to do is give a cat an enema. An angry cat has weapons all over the place, and frankly, I would think a cat getting an enema might be an angry cat.


2 posted on 10/22/2010 9:47:10 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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my cat is a mean mean sob. When we took him to the vet he had to get muzzled. The vet got the muzzle on him but not before he bit through the vets heavy gloves. I love my cat but I can’t imagine anyone being capable of giving a cat an enema without sedating him or getting sent to the ER.


3 posted on 10/22/2010 9:50:04 AM PDT by utherdoul
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I remember a contraption that was like a bag with holes in it to restrain cats. They are so agile and they are just really difficult to hold onto, and forget it, they have teeth and claws. I’d much rather restrain a dog, even a big one, because you can get ahold of them.
The vet I worked for had a good way with cats and she never had us hold cats when she worked on them. I was thankful! LOL


4 posted on 10/22/2010 9:53:30 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Kensy1
Barney Frank goes in for an annual checkup.

He says, "Doc, I've got pain in my left knee. Going down stairs has started to be unpleasant. What can I do?"

The doctor says, "By any chance, do you have a cat?"

Frank says, "As a matter of fact, I do."

The doctor says, "Well, this could be an allergic reaction on your part, which is ultimately caused by a digestive problem your cat is having. I suggest you give your cat an enema, and I think you'll forget all about the pain in your knee."

After Barney Frank thanks the doctor and leaves, a nurse says, "Doctor, that was a strange recommendation. Was any of it true?"

The doctor says, "Of course not. I just hate that guy."

5 posted on 10/22/2010 9:58:12 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: martin_fierro

Ping for the list.
Funny stuff.


6 posted on 10/22/2010 9:58:23 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: Kensy1

I don’t know much about cats, but I bet that would’ve made a great YouTube video


7 posted on 10/22/2010 9:59:03 AM PDT by Mr. K (MORE COWBELL)
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To: Kensy1
.."don't even think about it !"
8 posted on 10/22/2010 10:00:16 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Cat get homemade enema ping.




9 posted on 10/22/2010 10:18:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

10 posted on 10/22/2010 11:00:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Barney Frank goes to an obstetrician. When the physician asks him what the problem is Barney Says, “Doc ya gotta help me. I’m pregnant!”

The physician thinks for a moment and asks Barney, “Do you know who the father is?”

“How would I know that?” Barney answers... “You think I’ve got eyes in the back of my head?”


11 posted on 10/22/2010 11:14:41 AM PDT by Brucifer (Proud member of the Double Secret Reloading Underground.)
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To: Kensy1

One must be a devoted cat lover to even attempt the procedure.


12 posted on 10/22/2010 11:55:09 AM PDT by Rockingham
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To: brytlea

Actually, it ain’t hard to work on a cat.

Large sheet. Wrap the cat. Not usually that hard to do with a cat you’re reasonably friendly with, as he doesn’t know what’s coming. Leave appropriate part sticking out.

Unwrapping the cat can be a little tricky.


13 posted on 10/22/2010 12:07:28 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (You shall know the truth, and it shall piss you off mightily)
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To: Responsibility2nd; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; ...
Spoiler: It all comes out fine in the end.


14 posted on 10/22/2010 12:34:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Cat enemas are easy. Its getting away from them after you do it thats hard.
15 posted on 10/22/2010 12:56:19 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Slings and Arrows
Spoiler: It all comes out fine in the end And NOT a good visual.
16 posted on 10/22/2010 12:56:30 PM PDT by ColdOne (GOP. Gutless Old Politicians :^))...../When Obama fails America Wins!)
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To: Kensy1

This sounds like torn flesh and blood loss to me.


17 posted on 10/22/2010 1:01:15 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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ME TOO! I saw a vet tech at an animal shelter take the temperature of a kitten one time and the kitten screamed and out came blood. Even so called vet techs are idiots.....to let a regular untrained person do this is insane. God, i can’t stand the ignorance.


18 posted on 10/22/2010 1:07:37 PM PDT by Fawn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0&feature=player_embedded)
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To: Fawn
Back when Girl Cat first adopted us, she had to go to the vet for a few problems.

I got the job of taking her on my day off, so off we went. While in the waiting room, I saw a guy take a large tom into the the exam room. A few minutes later, bang, bam, scream, string of language not suitable for repeating here, high pitched moans, crash, etc.

When I finally asked what happened, the tech said that the cat had taken “offense” at being examined near his “manhood” and had jumped on the Doc's neck and chest and dug in.

This cat was a good 15-20 lbs. Occupational hazard I assume, but we didn't get to see the Doc that day.

19 posted on 10/22/2010 1:15:02 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: alarm rider

I hope they ended up neutering him though....


20 posted on 10/22/2010 1:30:35 PM PDT by Fawn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0&feature=player_embedded)
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