He says, "Doc, I've got pain in my left knee. Going down stairs has started to be unpleasant. What can I do?"
The doctor says, "By any chance, do you have a cat?"
Frank says, "As a matter of fact, I do."
The doctor says, "Well, this could be an allergic reaction on your part, which is ultimately caused by a digestive problem your cat is having. I suggest you give your cat an enema, and I think you'll forget all about the pain in your knee."
After Barney Frank thanks the doctor and leaves, a nurse says, "Doctor, that was a strange recommendation. Was any of it true?"
The doctor says, "Of course not. I just hate that guy."
Barney Frank goes to an obstetrician. When the physician asks him what the problem is Barney Says, “Doc ya gotta help me. I’m pregnant!”
The physician thinks for a moment and asks Barney, “Do you know who the father is?”
“How would I know that?” Barney answers... “You think I’ve got eyes in the back of my head?”
LOL!