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1 posted on 10/22/2010 9:38:51 AM PDT by Kensy1
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Having worked at a vets, the last thing I would want to do is give a cat an enema. An angry cat has weapons all over the place, and frankly, I would think a cat getting an enema might be an angry cat.


2 posted on 10/22/2010 9:47:10 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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Barney Frank goes in for an annual checkup.

He says, "Doc, I've got pain in my left knee. Going down stairs has started to be unpleasant. What can I do?"

The doctor says, "By any chance, do you have a cat?"

Frank says, "As a matter of fact, I do."

The doctor says, "Well, this could be an allergic reaction on your part, which is ultimately caused by a digestive problem your cat is having. I suggest you give your cat an enema, and I think you'll forget all about the pain in your knee."

After Barney Frank thanks the doctor and leaves, a nurse says, "Doctor, that was a strange recommendation. Was any of it true?"

The doctor says, "Of course not. I just hate that guy."

5 posted on 10/22/2010 9:58:12 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: martin_fierro

Ping for the list.
Funny stuff.


6 posted on 10/22/2010 9:58:23 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: Kensy1

I don’t know much about cats, but I bet that would’ve made a great YouTube video


7 posted on 10/22/2010 9:59:03 AM PDT by Mr. K (MORE COWBELL)
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To: Kensy1
.."don't even think about it !"
8 posted on 10/22/2010 10:00:16 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Cat get homemade enema ping.




9 posted on 10/22/2010 10:18:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

10 posted on 10/22/2010 11:00:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Kensy1

One must be a devoted cat lover to even attempt the procedure.


12 posted on 10/22/2010 11:55:09 AM PDT by Rockingham
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To: Kensy1

This sounds like torn flesh and blood loss to me.


17 posted on 10/22/2010 1:01:15 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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All THIS guy wanted to do was get the cat adopted...
24 posted on 10/22/2010 1:59:26 PM PDT by redhead (Abortion: The number one killer of human beings. Period.)
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To: humblegunner

Ping for your expertise.


28 posted on 10/22/2010 2:31:23 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Kensy1

Wow! We have 4 uncivilized cats, 2 of them properly termed feral. We try so hard not to traumatize them when they need care. Thanks for all the posts!


34 posted on 10/22/2010 5:33:26 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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36 posted on 10/22/2010 7:22:00 PM PDT by wyokostur
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