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Cat Gets Homemade Enema..And Other Uses For Turkey Basters
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Posted on 10/22/2010 9:38:48 AM PDT by Kensy1
Inexplicably the vet was too busy to see her that day. The vet tech, quickly determining the best way to resolve the matter took over the conversation. “Do you have a turkey baster?"
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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; dogs; funny; kittyping; napl; pets
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To: Slings and Arrows
I won’t be having the turkey this Thanksgiving.
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posted on
10/22/2010 1:38:07 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Slings and Arrows
When we first took Miss Hissy Slashy in, she was a tiny, skinny, starving little thing (she's about 19 pounds now). I took her to the vet, and she took one hiss at him, and he took out a canvas bag, and
it took him and two aides to stuff her into it. He examined her as she growled and spit and struggled, but he got it all done and released her into the kennel for her trip home.
She's much better than she was then, but I dread taking her to the vet again. Maybe recommending that they just sedate her would be best.
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posted on
10/22/2010 1:40:47 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Sherman Logan
Fine, I leave it to you. :)
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posted on
10/22/2010 1:53:58 PM PDT
by
brytlea
(Jesus loves me, this I know.)
To: Kensy1
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posted on
10/22/2010 1:59:26 PM PDT
by
redhead
(Abortion: The number one killer of human beings. Period.)
To: TheOldLady
I have one like that. I’m thinking exorcism.
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posted on
10/22/2010 2:01:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Yeah, exorcism, drugs, leather restraints, anesthesia, canvas bags, whatever it takes, and by any means necessary...
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posted on
10/22/2010 2:20:29 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
10/22/2010 2:23:54 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
10/22/2010 2:31:23 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: redhead
That’s a classic. Thanks.
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posted on
10/22/2010 2:36:05 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: TheOldLady
When we first took Miss Hissy Slashy in, she was a tiny, skinny, starving little thing (she's about 19 pounds now). I took her to the vet, and she took one hiss at him, and he took out a canvas bag, and it took him and two aides to stuff her into it. He examined her as she growled and spit and struggled, but he got it all done and released her into the kennel for her trip home. She's much better than she was then, but I dread taking her to the vet again. Maybe recommending that they just sedate her would be best.
I had a feral cat. It was a real job to get her to the vet, but once we did, they knew how to handle her. They even managed to examine her teeth without sedation or any other heroic measures.
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posted on
10/22/2010 4:44:12 PM PDT
by
exDemMom
(Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
To: utherdoul
Starter fluid on a rag...
When the cat quits kicking give the enema.
Let her wake up in the litter box.
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posted on
10/22/2010 4:51:26 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Liberals are educated above their level of intelligence.. Thanks Sr. Angelica)
To: Fawn
No, he was a big barn cat with some “issues” from a fight, not there for other procedures.
He did not take kindly to strangers and examination apparently.
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posted on
10/22/2010 5:10:59 PM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: TheOldLady
Every time I read “Miss Hissy Slashy", I have to laugh out loud. What a very descriptive name for a cat.
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posted on
10/22/2010 5:14:33 PM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: Kensy1
Wow! We have 4 uncivilized cats, 2 of them properly termed feral. We try so hard not to traumatize them when they need care. Thanks for all the posts!
To: TheOldLady
....drugs.....
********
I learned this the hard way. Never, ever give a cat Pepto-Bismol. They look like cartoon cats with bulging eyes and their hair sticks out all over. It’s horrible!
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posted on
10/22/2010 5:48:38 PM PDT
by
JouleZ
(You are the company you keep.)
To: Kensy1
To: exDemMom
My new Dr. Vet is AHA, and he seems knowledgeable and skilled, so she will probably be all right. Feliway helps a lot too.
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posted on
10/22/2010 7:47:02 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: alarm rider
Miss Hissy Slashy is the nickname she earned. Her name’s Bobbie, and she can be very sweet as long as you don’t pick her up, rub her tummy when she’s lying on her back, or try to trim her claws the usual way.
To trim her claws, you have to pet her head and neck, and quietly slip the nippers over a claw without touching her foot. She will put up with that for a max of three claws at a time before she realizes that it isn’t fun anymore and vacates the area.
We do love her regardless.
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posted on
10/22/2010 7:57:40 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: JouleZ
Right, thanks.
No Pepto Bismol ✓
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posted on
10/22/2010 7:59:10 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: redhead
Hey, I’d be pretty pissed if someone named ME Pinky!
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posted on
10/23/2010 12:23:36 AM PDT
by
Ronin
(If he were not so gruesomely incompetent and dangerous, Obama would just be silly.)
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