Posted on 11/20/2008 7:46:23 AM PST by Gopher Broke
Things never said by Southerners
40. Oh, I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of 'Hee Haw' that we haven't aeen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight
You know, I don’t think our state really does have the country’s BEST BBQ.
One of these days, look up on YouTube, Humblegunner's "Tards in Huffman" video.
It's what you say when them Obamer Brownshirts turn tail and sceedaddle to get out of the line of fire.
After 1863, the Fourth of July wasn’t celebrated in Vicksburg again until 1943.
And old too.
depends on how many come knockin
I added that one to the leis. It's GOTTA be included.
“On second thought, maybe I don’t need a bigger boat...”
Sometimes it was just to see what those words together actually sounded like, other times to see if I could do it with a straight face, then other times to see the stunned look on my friends and family's faces!
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
Heck, I don't even know what that means!
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
Here’s another one...
“Well heck yes, I’m voting for Obama!”
I’m a Southerner and those are a hoot!
Here’s one of the best redneck scrapbooks, ever:
http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics.html
Can't say I blame them. Up until 43 there were still s lot of people there who had survived the siege and it's aftermath. They were not treated kindly.
In Northren Virginia where I was raised in the 50's and 60's there were people there who had survived "The War" as they called who told us little ones stories about the depredations that they endured at hands of the invaders.
1. Missed what?
2. Your tagline is a fake Lincoln quote. link
Ass rot.
so I should change Lincoln to Reagan?
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