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To: Lucky9teen
“I’m Katie Couric, and that’s the news; Believe It or Not.”
To: Lucky9teen
And that's my party's talking points.
3 posted on
09/06/2006 10:12:12 AM PDT by
SampleMan
To: Lucky9teen
4 posted on
09/06/2006 10:13:46 AM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: Lucky9teen
5 posted on
09/06/2006 10:14:02 AM PDT by
Lexington Green
(Peace Through Victory)
To: Lucky9teen
I could hear her say something like: 'I'm Katie Couric and that's how I see it.'
6 posted on
09/06/2006 10:15:15 AM PDT by
GreenAccord
(I just spell-checked MOONBAT. Shouldn't that be in the FR lexicon as a valid word?)
To: Lucky9teen
To quote Dot Warner of 'Aminamiacs':
"It makes me feel all warm and squishy... I must need a diaper!"
Jack.
7 posted on
09/06/2006 10:15:18 AM PDT by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm thinking about
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy when Will Ferrell slavishly reads his promper and
signs off by telling San Diego to go #%$^ themselves.
Then he gets up and walks past all the shocked crew, telling them it was the best broadcast oblivious of what he just read.
8 posted on
09/06/2006 11:18:13 AM PDT by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
katie is the female version
9 posted on
09/06/2006 12:32:02 PM PDT by
llevrok
(When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
To: Lucky9teen
"I'm perky Katie. We had Bush and you should to."
10 posted on
09/06/2006 12:34:23 PM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: Lucky9teen
10. “Well, there’s 22 minutes of your life you can never get back.” I like that one!
12 posted on
09/06/2006 2:34:42 PM PDT by
Recovering_Democrat
(I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of "dependence on government"!)
To: Lucky9teen; Fiddlstix; NorCalRepub; humblegunner; SZonian; ChandyB71; jonathanmo; half-cajun; ...
Pinging the usual suspects!
(courtesy of Humblegunner)
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
13 posted on
09/06/2006 3:10:24 PM PDT by
NYTexan
To: Lucky9teen
I'm Katie Couric
and you're not.15 posted on
09/06/2006 3:20:54 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(The easiest way to LIE with statistics is to use the average instead of the Median.)
To: Lucky9teen
Ben Lurken had a good one.
18 posted on
09/06/2006 3:22:26 PM PDT by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Lucky9teen
Here's the only thing she could do: "I'm Katie Couric, and now, our daily commentary by Rush Limbaugh."
Otherwise, I give her 2 years, max.
20 posted on
09/06/2006 3:24:02 PM PDT by
AmishDude
(`[N]on-state actors' can project force around the world more easily than Canada". -- Mark Steyn)
To: Lucky9teen
"Good night and a reminder to my Al Qaida friends: Check the New York Times for the latest secret plans."
23 posted on
09/06/2006 3:30:47 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(the war on poverty should include health club memberships for the morbidly poor)
To: Lucky9teen
Approximately 3,000 yrs ago the below scripture was spoken...describes today's world perfectly...including Katie's crappy nightly news cast...[I could care less what her stupid sign off is]
Isa 59:4 None calleth for justice, nor any pleadeth for truth: they trust in vanity, and speak lies; they conceive mischief, and bring forth iniquity.
26 posted on
09/06/2006 3:37:16 PM PDT by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: Lucky9teen; OccamsRazor
7. “I’m Katie Couric, and that’s the way it is at the DNC.” ....Well, Occam's' Razor, would have suggested, One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything...How about "Simply the Truth, the Whole Truth."
32 posted on
09/06/2006 3:53:50 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(Just b/c your paranoid; Doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you. :^)
To: Lucky9teen
How about:
I'm Katie Couric and now you know why it's called SeeBS.
36 posted on
09/07/2006 5:22:40 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: Lucky9teen
How about:
"That's the so-called news, and it's all Bush's fault!
41 posted on
09/07/2006 2:26:40 PM PDT by
azemt
(Where are we going, and why are we in this basket?)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm Katie Couric. Have your colon checked.
42 posted on
09/20/2006 7:31:28 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 2:6)
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